Fuck that. I want either a flat chested and skinny or “big tiddy” and thick gf, that watches way too much anime and plays way too much games, and she cannot be my mom in any way of form. However, she must be autistic.
Signed: just some (autistic) guy
“Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???”
Be the girls you want to see in the world.
Yes, you can become one any time, so you can be someone else’s big tiddy goth gf.
We don’t kink shame
I’d love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today’s trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.
I would like to know what the dude should look like to pull a btgg. Just out of curiosity
Can confirm this is me fr, gave up on finding love years ago
Don’t, just look at other countries. Latinas are best in my opinion, energy for the soul.
I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.
How do they do that? Nobody knows.
Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.
That is so oddly specific but also rings true
I don’t think I have any friends or family flipping a coin to decide if they want to fall into the racist pipeline.
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Meh, I don’t like big tits.
Yup that fixes everything about this.
I like them, but I usually like smaller ones better.
Same. Also she can have as much anime and games as she wants
valid opinion, have a nice day
Typically if you go looking for a partner with a checklist you’ll be disappointed. Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.
My checklist:
[ ] Must like me
[ ] Don’t be bigotedMaybe I’m asking too much
I might know someone to set you up with if you’re flexible on the first requirement.
Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.
Pretty sure dick rating is at least a fetish.
Yeah, but we’re discussing relationships not kink, you can be into some pretty hardcore stuff and still be hurt emotionally by being treated poorly by a partner
We don’t have standartization for dick sizes, but we do have it for boob sizes
We don’t snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.
I can think of one standard for dick size, and it’s from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept “small” or even “medium” so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.
Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.
“To the engineers: I need size space horse please, thank you.”
This reminds me of how when I go shopping for eggs in the supermarket, they are sold in sizes of Large, X-Large, and Jumbo. Nobody wants to face the humiliation of buying a carton of small eggs.
It is my understanding that eggs graded as small or medium are usually sold to food factories. Think about an outfit like Jimmy Dean, how many tons of scrambled eggs do they make to a batch for all those frozen microwavable sausage and egg biscuits? Who cares how many individual eggs they have to crack?
Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision.
Eh, it can be argued that the “function” of a bra is to allow women to adhere to the beauty standards set for them by men.
That being said, they still aren’t made that precisely, cup sizes are kinda all over the place depending on brand, and even the band sizes (which are kinda sorta close to the actual inch measurement of your ribcage, but not quite) are variable. That’s why bras have adjustable straps everywhere, and why if you haven’t been professionally fitted for one, your bras probably don’t fit you right.
I think special undies based on penis size would be to confrontational for most men.
Also that would be expecting a level of engagement with clothing that most men simply don’t have.
And no one even mentions Bo Burnhams song about exactly this?
Well here is a link then.
Like people expecting a working democracy and thinking that it is enough to vote.
Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you’re moderately unhappy about something.
That is actually the case, yes.
yup people need to have stakes in being governed by the system to have an incentive to improve it, if they are too out of touch, then their only incentive would be their safety.
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This is pretty reducing of the yellow jacket movement but I don’t expect mainstream media to have covered that properly.
I only have one conspiracy theory and it’s that Macron did Notrè Dame to distract from the protests.
Lol, now I’m picturing Macron sneaking up into the Notré Dame attic with a matchbox in hand, giggling.
Except he he has an incredibly long, thin mustache that he is gleefully twirling as he does it.
But its fake and is the entirety of his disguise.
my only experience with them is from uncut interviews and whoof
Heey Vive la France!
wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars
That’s like spraying Axe/Lynx deodorant all over the body and believing that it will work as advertised.
That’s still being just some guy.
Be the change you want to see.
:3
im hatsune miku!
thanks for creating minecraft!
i live in israel!
…ah.
is kasane teto around?
hiiiii I disavow the Israeli fortnite girl
that bitch owes me a 5 dollar
Omg it’s Hatsune Miku
Hi Miku, loved you in Triple Baka😉.
happy birthday!!!
If they were just some guy it would be ok. In my female experience guys like this are overweigh, jobless, don’t make a single effort at anything and are convinced women own him to be perfect
Not a fan of the body shaming
I think the Venn diagram of guys who want a big tiddy girlfriend with a tiny waist who plays video games and is caring towards them overlaps not only with overweight and jobless but also fit and employed and everything in between. What you’re referring to “don’t make a single effort at anything and are convinced women [owe] him to be perfect” is borderline abusive. You are insulting other overweight and jobless folk with your generalization.
Seen a lot of men like this with the “ideals” except they have a good job and think it’s a crowning achievement. They also often want their wives to have good jobs and to have separate accounts and expenses? So they want a perfect, pretty, petite wife who’s smart, has a great job, but also cooks, cleans, takes care of the house, and their children. What do they bring to the table? Not the looks, money or house help. Their ✨shining personality ✨? Don’t worry ladies this alpha nice guy’s on the market & just around the corner, lucky you!
My only requirements are that she’s as depraved and unabashedly slutty as I am and I’m attracted to her.
Well I guess also that she doesn’t sponge off me.
this, but somehow a buch of them manage to rope someone way higher tier into dating them. I worked a few years at a place that employed a lot of women escaping abusive relationships. the boss was basically everyone’s mom. All top tier beauties but somehow got only the skeeziest and lazy men.
I’m not saying it’s all of them, but if you talk to some of these women they have this weird idea about masculinity, it’s all dressed up but when you strip it all back it’s all toxic.
Stuff about how it’s unmanly to have a pet cat, and how they should drive a big expensive car, and should pay for everything. I have no idea where they get this stuff from but if that’s how they think, then they are only going to get a scumbag man because they’re the only met that actually conform to that view of masculinity.
my former coworkers not so much but I have meet plenty of people like this too. There are some really bizarre relationship expectations out there
In your female experience, or in your on line experience? Never mind, I can guess…
Found the jobless lazy guy that wants to date models
Social media, were simps go to simp. Even when it means eating sexist shit…
ok babe 👍
Someone feels hurt here lol
No, someone is tired of constantly running into reddit hive mind sexist karma grab statements.
But I’m the main character
The girl is the main character and the guys are just quest mobs
in my entire playthrough I’ve never seen the perspective switch to somebody else, which is very boring but also focuses all my attention on one character
You have to use the bed at night (or during the day for a debuff if you don’t have the night owl characteristic), there’s a random chance a dream sequence will initiate and give you other POVs.
I remember a post where a guy was like “why does she get all dressed up to go out with her friends but with she just wears sweatpants?” and the “with me” clip had bro in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and a baseball hat. One of the comments said something along the lines “she’s putting as much effort in as you are.”
Too many of us dudes have such garbo fashion sense they seem to believe that wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women and it’s just sad.
Well in fairness men’s fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie. There really isn’t the equivalent of what women get, that’s why all the fashion designers make dresses, because men don’t get any effort put into their fashion.
What is the male equivalent of dress shopping?
I mean, that’s really not true. Just look at the various male fashion advice communities, streetwear culture, etc. There’s a huge variety in different styles of shirts, outerwear, layering, footwear, accessories, and pants. Hell, even t-shirts and denim have a huge variety in style and quality.
There’s massive cultural pressure for women to be fashionable and wear the “right” clothes, a pressure men by and large don’t have to deal with. Companies are one of the primary drivers of this pressure by manipulative marketing practices that that convince many women that they need the latest trends and fashions to be keep up.
All of it is bullshit meant to keep people spending money, ultimately. Fashion should be a form of personal expression and personality and by no means requires purchasing new clothing all of the time.
I totally agree that women get a lot more variety but there’s still all kinds of stuff we can do in between. Button up shirts with nice patterns are a huge way to bridge the gap, and you can tuck them in or not and even just leave them open with a t-shirt underneath. Wearing good glasses is important, and frankly we should just pretend those plain black rectangle ones don’t exist because they’re always the worst option. Head to a place like Zenni and it doesn’t have to be expensive(those expensive glasses are a racket).
I got a pair of black stud earrings a while ago and people were like “goddamn”. I know that’s a little more difficult, but it was a small and not too flashy change that made a big difference. A good haircut is also easy to get since you’re already going to the barber anyway, and I discovered beard brushes a while back which straighten out even very short beards and keep everything looking sharp.
There’s a LOT we can do even though we’re kinda limited in many other ways.
Diverse well fitting shirts and non-cargo pants from other materials than denim. More adventurous men can dive into different kinds of tunics sweaters and such, can have accessories like neckerchieves and scarves, nice bags, footwear. You can play with colors and patterns… Men can have some fun with clothes too.
Well in fairness men’s fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie.
T-shirt is fairly versatile but men’s fashion is not that limited.
I know a guy who encountered this problem and answered it by wearing suits every day.
Also, are we talking about being at home, or going out on a date with the guy? If she’s chilling at home of course she’s gonna be in fucking sweatpants. Do you expect her to look like a TikTok influencer 24/7? Hell, even if it was an outing, if you’re going to a regular, mom-and-pop diner or some shit, I also wouldn’t expect someone to dress mega fancy, especially if you’re already with them.
But yeah, don’t wear a plain ass T-shirt and shorts to a nice date and expect your partner to always be ready to model for a fashion brand…
What is hilarious is when people come into an interview like a scrub. I understand you spent four hundred dollars on those basketball sneakers. But they’re basketball sneakers. You didn’t get the job because you obviously make bad decisions.
If the job isn’t representative or dealing with customers, fuck off with fashion sense or pay for the uniform.
The job is specifically greeting customers. And we do pay for their outfits. And jackets. And rain jackets. And winter jackets. And hats. And umbrellas. And everything else. But we dont dress people for interviews. And we don’t hire people who show they have no common sense.
See, there it is somewhat understandable.
And to that end, dressing up nice enough for interview at most places shouldn’t even be that high a bar. Dark jeans and a nice button up, even one with patterns honestly, will probably be enough. After that, though, most jobs pay like shit and treat people worse than that so if they expect me to show up in a suit and jerk them off they can get bent.
I would personally avoid jeans but a polo and khakis would be 100% acceptable. I wouldn’t discount someone in dark jeans. I had someone show up in designer ripped jeans. Just no, dude. This is a job interview.
I would also add moccasins or espadrillas (boating shoes).
Exactly. Even a pair of fully black converse could be subtle enough.
I actually really like when my so dresses like shit. I don’t know why I find it so hot. Then we dress up for a dress code restaurant, come home and wear clothes with holes from parrots chewing the shoulders.
gonna be honest. i have eclectic (okay weird) but pretty sharp fashion sense. going out with my wife is always an excuse to dress up. i don’t understand this “wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women” but i’m fucking vain
Dressing up as a guy is kinda hard, the widely accepted options tend to have much less variety than women’s fashion. You pretty much have to get weird to make it a little fun, and that’s risky.
I guess that actually makes it easy to dress up, it’s just depressingly boring.
the acceptable shirts that come out of most clothing stores the last decade or two have been so godsdamned boring. i do most of my clothing shopping at thrift stores now and look for stuff that’s easily tailored because that’s the only place i’ll find interesting fabric. well, there and nordstrom off the rack. i saw a jacket there a decade ago that i should’ve bought that was too fucking expensive and i have regretted not buying it to this day. i should have spent that $700 i have had at least $700 of regret by now.
edit: i don’t have a lot of regrets but this is one of them.
One of the nicest jackets that I own was manufactured in the 1960s and has had quite the interesting life before I got it.
It’s totally impractical since it has the shallowest pockets you’ve ever seen. It will absolutely not hold a phone.
There are a lot of dudes who basically just think that if they meet a bare minimum then they’re owed something. You can see it a lot just walking around and will probably notice it more as the percentage of chain restaurants and parking lots in the area goes up.
You and I might put more effort in but how we are doesn’t change how they are.
Now I’m deeply curious about your fashion sense. What’s the weirdest item that you love and regularly wear?
that depends on your opinion. i have a bright bright bright coral linen blazer i’ve fallen in love with lately and i wear whenever the weather is cool enough. pair it with a loud enough patterned shirt and it’s fantastic.
my bio family jokes that they find ugly stuff on the discount rack and when i put it on it looks good because it matches, but they just don’t have the confidence to pull this stuff off.
I’d love to dress better, but at my height and gender expectations, best I can do is a good pair of jeans and a nice t-shirt. Would love to do better 😥
It might be a little bit 2000s but a collared button down shirt worn over a t-shirt can spruce up the look quite a bit.
Nice idea, thank you!
What does that even mean? I’m 6’-5” and only 175-180lbs and I’m not flush with cash but I still get by just fine.
I can’t easily find new clothes or shoes as they are not big enough. I can fing but like never what I’d like. Thrift stores? Just forget it. So jeans & t-shirt it is. 6’6 95kilo, maybe where you live there is an abundance of clothes fitting me but here it sure isn’t.
I’m in Canada. We’re basically the same height but you wear, what, an XL? And I got size 16 feet, so while I understand the struggle I also know that I can definitely get shoes that work(Steve Madden makes shoes that don’t look at all weird when sized up).
If you’re in Europe I’d be amazed if the Germans or Scandanavians haven’t addressed this issue. If you’re in East Asia well that’s gunna be interesting for sure, and if you’re in Africa I really just don’t have enough info to be of any use.
Imagine getting life stories form social media…
I just want someone who is that middle thing (watches anime and plays games). Everything else is optional.
Goth/Preppy
Boy/Girl
Living/Deceased
🤷♂️
Living/Deceased
I don’t discriminate against vampires, ghosts, mummies, or zombies.
But vampires and zombies are usually undead. That is jot the same as deceased.
Existing/Nonexisting? Boom, problem solved
No it’s existing people that are the problem. They have some bias against me.
Where would you ever find someone who both watches anime AND plays video games?
Talk about a unicorn.
The hard part is to find someone that only watches anime but doesn’t proceed to make it part of their personal identity.
my dumb ass, who hasn’t touched a dumbbell in years except for moving:
In my experience. Goth or Alt girls won’t like you cuz you’re muscly.
Source, a skinny person who’se got some history in those circles.
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I’m a little scared to ask WTF a “GigaStacy” is suppose to be.
If you have to ask you can’t afford her
Ah yes! The girls from Canterford, the ones I can’t afford.
Either the female equivalent of Gigachad, or a gal with a height of nine feet two grains.
