shittydwarf

Learn one of the old shorthands

If you have to ask you can’t afford her

By my calculations that makes these senators many orders of magnitude more dangerous. Won’t someone think of the children??

It’s not his fault, he’s got Dave’s syndrome

I feel like Black Books was very underrated. A drunken Irish misanthrope runs a bookshop with an idiot for a sidekick

Something PP said won’t help Canadians

There’s been zero “find out” so yeah they’ll just keep going