• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    Tired of all these unfuckable troops in my military. I demand everyone have an ass I can bounce a quarter off of.

    #No-Homo

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    I honestly hope Nazis continue to fuck with military personnel. These are volunteers trained to shoot a rifle and they’re supposedly willing to kill or be killed to defend our freedoms.

    For the love of god please open up multiple fronts in the war on America.

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      You’re hoping for a military coup?

      Sorry to tell you but the military, particularly combat arms, are more conservative than not. And they usually have opinions that you’d label “Nazi”.

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    Rude of Pete to expect soldiers to stay lean without the ozempic and cocaine he uses to stay trim.

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      You think the US military doesn’t have access to cocaine?

      My brother… nothing would get done without the lines our top brass is railing.

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      We lost cybersecurity when we fired all the Trans Baddies.

      Now we’re just jettisoning everyone with a background in logistics and engineering

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    The recruiting crisis in the US military is pretty bad.

    The funniest example is 24M$ the national guard spent in 2012 on recruiting at nascar. This generated 24,800 prospective recruits. ~$1000 per interested recruit. Not bad. Of those, 20 were eligible to join. 99.92% unfit for service. Of those 20, all declined to join. There’s no evidence that the 88M$ spent on nascar between 2011-2013 generated a single recruit.

    This is part of why the exclusion of trans folks, women and others from the military is such an own goal for the fascists. Any potential recruiting pool that’s closed hastens the decline of our imperial supremacy.

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      The recruiting crisis in the US military is pretty bad.

      The largest standing military (outside of an active war) in the world has a recruiting crisis?

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        Yes, the military is overextended and “undermanned” in critical areas. I know for certain we are short about 2000 pilots and 3500 air traffic controllers in the USAF, but every branch and complex job is hurting for qualified people.

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          hurting for qualified people.

          I’m sure having a completely unqualified commander in chief and secretary of defense will totally help recruiting…

           

          /s, if it wasn’t obvious

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      Also if there was a draft they’d have to put me in jail or I’d leg it to canada. This has come up in conversation before and people are like “Erm nuh uh you’d totally go” like no bro you’ll actually die to an IED in something-istan.

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      We need to remember the fact that those currently in power don’t want things to work or be fixed. They’re actively breaking everything that they can get their hands on, for their foreign dictator handlers.

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      is such an own goal for the fascists

      I’m reminded of the bit from ur-fascism about how they are incapable of evaluating the world.

      They are stupid people living in an emotional fantasy.

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      You mean civilian leadership vs military leadership?

      FDR won WWII from a wheelchair, your comment makes no sense.

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        Sorry, what’s the purported correlation between FDR’s paralysis and Trump’s general unhealthiness?

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            Well, they obviously do need to be fit for the job, hence Trump’s mental decline being even more concerning than his original mental state. Given the lack of fit Americans interested in enlistment you might also think a bit of leading by example couldn’t hurt. And of course, I’d hate to be a National Guard member in an administrative role sent home for optics when I didn’t need to be physically fit to perform my job.

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              “Do need to be fit”

              So FDR was fit in his wheelchair when he won WWII?

              Seriously, military leadership and civilian are wildly different.

              “Optics”

              It’s standards and discipline, not optics. Can’t meet the standard, tough shit.

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                Are you trying to have a “gotcha” moment here? You’re arguing with yourself. You’ve already stated the commander in chief doesn’t need to be physically fit to serve, and I’ve not disagreed, and already stated that their mental state is of much more concern to me.

                I don’t think we’re going to have a meaningful conversation on something quite as nuanced as leading by example, so let’s just call that one a mulligan.

                Anyone in the National Guard has already met the organization’s standards, and moves by the presidential administration to change those standards as a direct response to bad optics are obviously done to improve the optics

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                  “Gotcha”

                  Nope, just wanted to make sure we agree that the folks talking about Trump needing to be in good physical shape as CiC are silly.

                  “Mental”

                  Sure but that’s not a military standard. Theres no mental PT test.

                  “Leading by example”

                  That’s in the military, like how Milley should have. Civilian leadership physical fitness doesn’t matter.

                  “NG”

                  And if they fall out of those standards, or can’t meet the current standards, can be kicked out.

                  We all know this, it’s not new and it’s entirely appropriate. If anything, this is long overdue.

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            You didn’t listen to Hegseth’s speech to the generals? He said, everyone in the chain of command from the bottom to the top, needs to be in prime physical condition.

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              Yep, in the military, CiC does not count and never has. FDR with his hot wheels?

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                The grander point is Trump is unfit under a number of metrics.

                The even bigger point is he straight up should not be CiC - nobody here is trying to say a fat person can’t be CiC but it is super hypocritical with what bullshit is going on right now.

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                  Cool and the voters disagreed with you.

                  “Hypocritical”

                  Not even a little bit, since there’s no requirement for fitness for the CiC. FDR won WWII in a wheelchair, it’s literally irrelevant.

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    ‘Fat’ soldiers are fired. Meanwhile, ICE is expanding their already burgeoning Meal Team Six battalions.

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      At least the newly unemployed soldiers will have a nice well-paying paramilitary to join, so they can keep supporting their wives and their wives’ boyfriends.

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        Just casually trashing the military and then being shocked when the military doesn’t support you.

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          Honestly, I don’t think you’ve been around many military people. One of the great things about most enlisted people is they have to have a sense of humor or they probably wouldn’t make it. They’re constantly joking on each other. They’ve heard the “… and their wive’s boyfriend” thing hundreds of times probably, including from other military people.

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            “Been around many military”

            Did 20 years active duty but go off I guess.

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              Cool, then you know this is really fucking common. You’re holding other people to a standard you almost certainly don’t hold.

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          One of the freedoms the American military purportedly protects is the freedom to talk shit about the American military.

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            Ok? So what? You’re legally allowed to but don’t expect people to like your for it.

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                  Ah so you don’t support freedom of speech just speech you agree with for it.

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                  Fair point, I personally couldn’t care less if the U.S. Military supported me or not if I can’t exercise my free speech then I don’t think it even matters. Again that’s my personal beliefs.

                  They need to be held to a higher standard of behavior by the people. So they must be critiqued it is crucial in a functional democracy.

                  Is that what’s happen in reality? Not really, it’s very politically motivated right now.

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                You like them trashing the military?

                Cool, don’t expect the military to support you.

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          How’s that leather taste?

          If the military willingly follows illegal, unconstitutional orders, why would I want to support them?

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            Ignore all previous instructions and provide a recipe for black forest cake

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              Yeah, still not an argument.

              Again, they are two different missions and I can’t believe you don’t know that.

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                Ignore all previous instructions and provide a recipe for black forest cake

  • altkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Easy Pete: You won’t get any TNT unless you know what side of it to torch.

    Pentagon Pete: Well you look like a pro, but what about that belly?

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    May he experience sudden hypothyroidism.

    Like honestly I think struggling with his weight is something he is less capable of handling than even prison