How I long to be able to interrogate him and just be able to grab him by the neck uncomfortably tightly when he starts spewing some non-answer shit out of his mouth.

Already is

All I know about nuclear reactors is that prompt critical is the “Get out of there stalker” one.

Everyone seems to hate this thing based on marketing but I actually kind of liked the looks of it, sigh.

GOLLY, SOMEBODY SHOULD REALLY [ Removed by Reddit ].

This picture disgusts me so much that I desperately wish I could never see it again.

I miss when Regime Change was something I read about in history books, not something I thought about when I watch the news.

So the general trump plan is to fuck everything up and then like, 1/10th fix it and now we’re just sat here much much worse off? Fantastic.

“behavior has caused several high-ranking officials to walk out of important meetings and sincerely question if he was high on drugs”

Bet you dollars to donuts that he is, so, yes.

I mean hey I pray for his downfall at my bedside before I lay down to rest at night maybe that’ll get him eventually.

He makes a lot of history, none of it good.

I’m hoping he’ll make a tiny bit of good history when he beefs it.

The “This is either phishing or a prank, in either case, fucking don’t” type Captcha

I think Musk making people realize they have to aim higher than “foot soldiers” is not a great idea for him haha!

May he be struck by… A flying ice cream truck.

MFW 9 millionth “Why yes I did commit treason that anyone else would be in gitmo for” remark. (Nothing will happen)

I need a new phone and I want to cry because it is seeming that the Pixel Pro with Graphene is the best I can do. New phones fucking suck, It’ not about “I need the MAXIMUM PRIVACY 90000” it’s “I want some control, I’m not buying a Samsung ever again due to the mountain of irremovable bloatware”

God it would be so funny if France extradited him or something and trump just said like “yeah take him lol”

When somebody says “Fentanyl Czar”

I just imagine someone coked out of their absolute mind.

god they were really just trying anything back then