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Congratulations, you won the first place prize in the worst president in US history, by causing an actual recession and leading up to a great depression using tariffs. Bewary though, William Mckinely coffin is empty, and been rumored to be walking to the white house with Abraham Lincoln, and some of the founding fathers, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, and John Adam are so mad that someone is ignoring our courts and likely to drag trump out for his ideals.
Congratulations on winning a secondary award for beating hoover, as while he did not cause the market to crash, he was still blamed as he never changed any policy and believed in the roaring 20s. Hoover is now crying from excitement as someone is finally worse then him by literally fucking up the market.
Woah, we only just finally left the beta and are on constitution republic 1.27. The articles of confederation is more of an alpha test that was not good and tried the constitutions and while it worked, it never left the beta stage as , it just used spaghetti code that led to the civil war, which people wanted to upgrade to the first release won and started the reconstruction era, and caused the final release of 1.15. The south downgraded it back to beta after using violence to restrict people rights and remake the antebellum south under beta 15.01. We finally left after the civil rights movement forced them to put it at 1.25, with no restrictions on people rights. Though we need to not upgrade yet as someone is trying to install banana republic instead.