I’m guessing they kept the ol Collins Aerospace Diamond business class seats in a 2-1-2 configuration

“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our country club banned one”

It’s incredible just how dumb he is. Like, dude, just throw daddy’s blood money at these startups and let them do their thing. But no, he has to get involved for ego reasons and absolutely wrecks them in the cringiest way possible.

One more of theirs, a classic

Like if Vin Diesel’s right nut were left outside on a moderately breezy day

Artist is Will Laren

How is the WiFi in Argentina these days

I’m personally rooting for “sucked into an escalator”

Theres no way Garcia wasn’t rushed through makeup and wardrobe hours before and only beaten with car antennas for a couple days prior so he could still get up to do the photo op.

I was the person who wrote all the posts, now looking for freelance work.

So instead of lasers for self driving, we got cameras because they’re like eyes and they can do the same thing. Now odometers, they spin and the number gets bigger. That’s like a slot machine. They need lots of numbers, so we’ll make them like penny slots and just go one little bit at a time, and it’ll make you feel like a winner when the parts fall off!

Wafflestomping all the way down

TurboTax and their lobbyists can go suck a railroad spike.

They just show him a couple random numbers on a white board and he throws a McDonald’s wrapper at the one he likes.

Why not both?

Even if it’s a Turkey-specific restriction for users based in the country, it nonetheless shows that Bluesky is willing to comply with government requests.

Nothing like taking out the ‘93 Mercury Sable for a drive.

The St. Anger snare is fine.

There will be committees to recommend a review of how to word that memo, by gosh!

Burnt as cinders. Get a V60, kettle, and a grinder — never look back.