Can you believe it folks, I’m outside in my jorts, old man shorts, sunning myself, with no sunscreen mind you, that stuff causes cancer, and Iran, of all people, tries to drone strike me in my naval. Very rude, I’ll have you know, I have actually the strongest naval of any president, that, quite frankly, anyone has ever seen. 
Yo, my boy Trump wishes a mother fucker would. He ain’t scared of you. He’s practically begging for you to do it. I heard him telling his friends you don’t have the stones!
What’re you going to do? Stab me? - Man who then gets stabbed.
Do it and I’ll convert to Islam.
downloading the phonetic pronounciation of the shahada just in case
The article cites “Iran International”… I’m tired.
Lemme guess, CIA front?
Mossad & MI6 (of course also CIA).
It used to be funded by the Saudis until they normalized with Iran as one of the conditions was for the Saud cartel to stop financing terrorists inside of Iran.
Iranian hackers just took it offline though alhamdulillah
Normal people:
Mossad, MI6, and the CIA: So, picture Trump sunbathing in the nude at Mar-a-lago, with just a hint of pink sunburn starting to form on his shriveled old man balls…
no more half measures walter
I heard Trump said Iranian pistachios are shit. These aren’t my words, just words I heard. Someone pass along the message. Thank you.
I heard he said Tahdig was an Israeli dish
I feel like this deserves a change.org petition
prove it
Don’t talk, just do it if you’re gonna!
they’re not gonna do it, which is why they’re saying it… sucks
Trump will be in the air within 10 minutes of the US confirming ballistic missiles heading towards US mainland. That shit needs to be shot from a submarine literally on the coast or else it’s not gonna be fast enough.
I genuinely think a person with a grenade would be more effective. Or a wire guided drone.
we saw how close the Crimer dipshit got and he was just some clueless teen with a rifle anyone in america could get their hands on.The
approach of just walking up worked vs Abe (and almost worked vs Regan) but I dunno if someone could get that close to the president nowadays.It’s a good thing we have a stable genius for president and not a greedy pig that you can literally just pay for access. Otherwise you might have the fucking my pillow guy being regularly spotted in the rose garden
A cool tom Clancy plot would be like a foreign actor gifting the president a jumbo jet and wrapping the wiring harness in c4 or something lol can you imagine shit would never happen in real life but Hollywood is crazy the shit they come up with
There is one with the power of impenetrable disguise
CW: jumpscare
If average people had access to fly by wire bomb drones that can’t be jammed out of the sky he’d be dead already. It’s an incredibly easy option that is basically only in the hands of military right now.
Honestly I think the fly by wire isn’t even necessary and the only component preventing it is accessibility of a trigger mechanism for an explosive. Most people that would be willing to carry this out simply do not have the knowledge or focus to learn how to make that part for themselves.
Trump will be in the air within 10 minutes of the US confirming ballistic missiles heading towards US mainland
is he flight capable?
When he gets excited, he floats around the room. He’s on that Baron Harkonnen mindset.
A big enough trebuchet is a pathway to abilities some consider to be… Unnatural
Oh nooooo, that would be terrible… please don’t /s
sunbathing Trump at Mar-a-Lago
C’mon Iran! At least give us good content. You let us down by not sneaking in a camera and taking some photos of BOSS HOGG.
*Khamenei
