Can you believe it folks, I’m outside in my jorts, old man shorts, sunning myself, with no sunscreen mind you, that stuff causes cancer, and Iran, of all people, tries to drone strike me in my naval. Very rude, I’ll have you know, I have actually the strongest naval of any president, that, quite frankly, anyone has ever seen. 
Mossad & MI6 (of course also CIA).
It used to be funded by the Saudis until they normalized with Iran as one of the conditions was for the Saud cartel to stop financing terrorists inside of Iran.
Iranian hackers just took it offline though alhamdulillah
Normal people:
Mossad, MI6, and the CIA: So, picture Trump sunbathing in the nude at Mar-a-lago, with just a hint of pink sunburn starting to form on his shriveled old man balls…