Can you believe it folks, I’m outside in my jorts, old man shorts, sunning myself, with no sunscreen mind you, that stuff causes cancer, and Iran, of all people, tries to drone strike me in my naval. Very rude, I’ll have you know, I have actually the strongest naval of any president, that, quite frankly, anyone has ever seen. 
Yo, my boy Trump wishes a mother fucker would. He ain’t scared of you. He’s practically begging for you to do it. I heard him telling his friends you don’t have the stones!
What’re you going to do? Stab me? - Man who then gets stabbed.