WittyProfileName2 [she/her]

Real hexbears post at the start, middle and end of intercourse

“It is [day] and Stalin saved the world from fascism” megathread posting.

Castro was a chaos zwei wielder?

Yeah. Coupla big lads scattered across the coastline, ready to lob their empty strongbow cans at any incoming missiles. If that fails, there’s a reserve of inbred nonces that shoot clay pigeons on the weekend ready to shoot the missiles down.

As long as Russia doesn’t send anything larger than a baked bean tin fulla gunpowder, TERF island’ll be in the clear.

Is that a young on the right?

This is like one of them “in bad country…” memes. How long until we see condom pizza: US edition.

Oh shit! Does that wizard have a gun?

Individualist nonsense. If we work together to use one hand to hold the sky aloft, we can use the other to beat the meat.

I can’t improvise to save my life nor do I possess any sort of lyrical talent. Also when I’m nervous, I have a hard time raising by voice above a hushed mumble.

So I don’t think I’d do very well.

“how dare you criticise the glorious burger reich!”

Also, isn’t that the instance with the shitty Nato fanpage? How are these boot fuckers too anti-American for this scratched lib?

While antlers are growing, they’re covered with a soft, hairy skin called velvet.

Quack medicine people think that it makes wounds heal quicker for some reason.

Bronwen

Branwen

Gwyneth

Ethel

Miyre

Margaret

I am nominating myself for best bad poster.

Often, genius is not appreciated within its lifetime, but future generations will behold the nuggets I fetch you from the posting mines in awe.

No shit?

When I was a little one there were all, like, PSAs and stuff telling people to get at least five hours of exercise a week, and it was everywhere. I’d internalised it and assumed most other people had grown up being exposed to similar propaganda. Here I was thinking I was just doing a bit more than the bare minimum.

Ok, that makes sense.

Yes.

Is there a problem I don’t understand?

Can I get a roll call for the people who are less than 370 lbs and eat like shit or don’t work out?

I’m 64kg (141lbs) with a BMI of 21.1, and while I do work out (although admittedly way less than I should, just an hour or so each morning), I also overeat and eat a lot of shitty, fatty foods.

So much of medicine seems to be trapped in viewing body weight via a lens of, like, a perceived moral failing of the patient.

“Damn you, wokists! I’m going to live forever!”

On my oestrogen dosage I’m due tits early doors 2025, so I guess that counts for something.

Fat chance of that happening with carbon emissions acidifying the oceans.

Healthcare’s devolved, and puberty blockers are just banned under NHS England as far as I’m aware. So as bleak as this is, there might still be some loopholes to get them to kids that need them.