Mighty Toth can take far more than just your breakfast

Carlos Marks

You’re really gonna do Allen Ginsberg dirty like that?

Edit: Oh fuck, I forgot about all the NAMBLA shit I thought that was Burroughs ah shit awh fuck

“The apocalypse is already here! You just don’t live there yet.”

Not to mention how many millions of dollars sent to fuckin Azov

It’s a shakedown, pure and simple. The US is supposed to be a winner, but it’s losing and so he needs EU money to not look like a loser.

Yeah, wasn’t admitting to SA a huge part of his stand-up routine?

“Once in a generation”

Remember that bit in Atlas Shrugged when all the scientists ran away because the government was doing “radical communism”

Randians get fuckt

Wallace fans gotta defend him being shitty.

I published Slow Learner with a foreword explaining how shitty I used to be.

What do you think Slow Learner was?

Don’t you mean piss?

I’m gonna nudge the lathe because I hope Hellboy is real.

Okay so it’s a comic book about a superhero whose power set is rooted in democracy. Every time they face someone or something they can’t beat, the powers that be hold a vote on whether or not to give them new powers (which invariably happens)

Except we never hear from the hero themselves until towards the end, when the votes have piled up over years and years, and they no longer bear any resemblance to who they used to be.

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Fuck

Congratulations!

Pictured: Monsta Island Czars

Someone go rub that poor corgi’s lil belly!

Okay but how do I steal the look when I don’t have ✤7000?

Who milks the milkman?