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borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    How do things like this even get to the press? Totally seems made up and i don’t get who would believe it? It’s not like it’s a recording

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      Mail is probably the daily mail, in which case it’s almost definitely made up.

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        Thanks, it’s hard out here for a dumb fuck

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    He should get Kamala to help him down some stairs and just grab her arm and go limp. Take them both out on one day as a final shit show

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      Biden taking a fall intentionally and making her be president for like six days would be more humiliating

      remember to keep hope alive in the Year of Four Presidents

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      falling down the stairs and making mike johnson president for like three hours before trump’s inauguration would be pretty funny ngl

    • BGDelirium [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      michael-laugh

    • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      As long as it’s after the inauguration so we don’t get president my son watches me for porn Johnson

      • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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        Denied

        • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Guess that would spoil all trumps # merch 😂

  • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    biden-point instructions unclear, set white house on fire

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4YjDvJj-LU

      • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
        • inv.nadeko.net
        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video
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    deleted by creator

    • sewer_rat_420 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      This wouldnt apply to the state charges right? At least it would save him the death penalty. Obviously not happening but we can dream

    • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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      He would never do something so cool

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Joe Biden boisterously announced ‘Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!’ and later: ‘If I go down I’m taking you with me!’

    …actually, his brain being shot repeatedly by lasers and bombs does fit the observed data thonk

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      biden-harbinger

  • LaughingLion [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    use her title

    dr biden’s-wife

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    What does that even mean…

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Biden’s going to hold one last wild party before he’s off to college. Can he survive the beer run on a Saturday night?

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      ralsei-doobie

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      I wish it would mean he’d would strafe the supreme court with a drone, declare martial law, and dissolve the American empire, but we all know it means probably nothing. Maybe call Trump an old cuss word or something.

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        Ain’t nothing but a ponyfaced earthrider

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      he’s gonna call trump a mean word before peacefully leaving this world

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      He’s embracing posadism posadist-nuke

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      nasheeds are ringing through the white house

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    It would be so funny if Biden pardoned Luigi. I know it’ll never happen with ruling class conscience and all but…

    Surely, even broken clocks drawn by dementia patients can be right sometimes? biden-jumpscare

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    Hasn’t he been burning it all down for months if not years at this point?

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    joe-ker biden

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    Actual Dark Brandon

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    Nuke Tel-Aviv

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    just send the nukes, joe

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    hexbear-posadist

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    posadas

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