action movie plot where there’s a huge parade in DC but it’s been infiltrated by [spins wheel] Serbian nationalists who take the government hostage and start executing all elected officials and nobody stops them because they on their phones

WW1 was fought over who should win WW1 and America did it

Make World War 1 Great Again

HUH?

it’s only compulsory if you don’t disagree

Time out! Time out from war!

evil enough to make you dizzy

have a pleasant and safe journey

looking at the news be like

slim_pickens_riding_the_stock_market.jpg

lmao, lol, haha

LIBERATION DAY

KKKrautland

the World, which was formed for the sole purpose of taking advantage of the United States

it’s all an elaborate joke

I am a zoo attraction and the zookeepers are putting on a little show to delight the children with my funny reactions

most indebted and fucked over nation ever speedrun any%

the first one, yes

but if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again

putins shadow fleet HAS to be somewhere around here

local Swedish news has been covering THE BOATS and THE CABLES in the baltic sea for months now with a very predictable pattern of headlines

boat discovered; seized on suspicion of cable sabotage; PUTIN’S SHADOW FLEET?

a few days later

boat released; no evidence of cable sabotage found; PUTIN’S SHADOW FLEET?

send more boats please

last

apologies, I’m late to seeing this exchange but I just want to say

new tagline just dropped

go explore the periodic table and check up on the funny elements, it’s good entertainment

maybe they’ll start a patreon