Aside from the par-for-the-course blame shifting, surely he means “hangover”?

Birth certificates are also a social construct and so they have no logical consequence to the question

Have you considered the Alamo?

Ozzy, is that you?

https://open.spotify.com/track/4PkmwebjsTYsli0T91QzXr

Alright sure

This format implies those things are being hidden, but in fact are usually entirely missing

I remember when this was OC on soupposting

Yea this would be more accurate (and funnier) if it was like “45 minutes later” or something

Oh good, at least I’ll have some new nightmares to look forward to

Memes don’t need to be digital

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilroy_was_here

grow up, use “git add -p” and craft perfect artisanal commits

I have about a dozen aliases of various mistypings of “git”. Somehow I still hit unaliased typo once in a while

Death by snu-snu?

Do they mean an insurgence comprised of Canadians or US folk…? Both maybe.

Jon Stewart, et al, should host a competing event.

Sorry to hear you have that in your life. Must be very frustrating

… like the one he withdrew from last time around??

goddammit i hate this fuckin guy

Also she killed nazis, a very very important distinction from elon

All those new lemmitors have had it too easy with only one boogieman instance to whine about

Sorry for being off topic but since this is the first post I’ve come across, I’d like to take this opportunity to say I’m happy to have hexbear back in my All feed