PurrLure [she/her]

My dumb ass getting an official diagnosis a couple months ago.

At the stonk market straight up bouncing it.

And by it heh I mean

Is this where the death to America watch party is at today?

Damn we’re gonna need our best experts to figure this one out.

They’re finally considering the most endangered folks of all:

Hey so uuuuuuuh if any of you are seriously considering going vegan and not just joking about it feel free to comment or DM me.

While I wish I could take each and every one of you to my local Asian grocery store, that ain’t possible, so this is the next best thing.

Talk about a traffic scramble.

I initially thought this was a parody of guys that have monster girl fetishes, seeing how far they can go with the monster % before it goes too far.

Like, I think I’ve seen some sort of variation of this where the arrow says “literal snake” and it’s just a crappy cropped out photo of a snake.

The most cursed hand job.

IT’S TIME TO STOP

Don’t you, squidward?

(Also, damn Hexbear, no chiseled chad Squidward emoji? smh smh)

The first time I played Disco Elysium the game called me out for how often I apologized to NPCs.

That’s what it took for me to realize I had a problem.

My partner and I have made our own drink stand at home, including different flavors of bulk sugar free syrups, and it’s significantly reduced the amount of teas and coffees we’ve bought while out. Sometimes we’ll even bring our own drinks into a restaurant, unless the owner catches you they typically don’t give a fuck.

I’m even planning on rotating the syrup flavors to more or less match trending seasonal flavors. Next month is V-Day theming so we have strawberry and white chocolate.

Never underestimate caffeine addiction.

I know McDonald’s has coffee too but it’s always been terrible.

They might as well have said “We appreciate the nazi edging”

I thought the same thing, like it was a shitpost or something.

HE DID IT TWICE.

ENABLE COMMENTS ON YOUTUBE, PBS YOU COWARDS!

Not sure if I’ve accidentally stepped into horny posting (uh oh, stinky) or if some guys just really really want everyone to know that they’re not libertarians.

I mean we all knew this was more or less going to happen, right?

They found a corpse in the car. I can’t help but wonder if the driver meant to kill himself or was going to detonate the explosion from the driver’s seat and then run away, only to find that the Cybertruck is too shit to let him out.

Cause like… yeah, causing an explosion which in best case scenario will make billionaires flinch for a day is fucking stupid in the first place, much less killing yourself while doing it. Apparently, 7 people got injured during this, and I’m sure some of them were just abused hotel employees.