NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]

minions are an SCP , you can’t change my mind

The USA never banned slavery, it is very explicitly still constitutional here

fully informed consumers are anathema to capitalism

I was just being glib but this is a good comment

the best jokes are funny even when you don’t understand the context

monkey sees joke-shaped communication -> neuron activation

“- I cast Force of Will, exiling Storm Crow”

this but “the right thing” is communism

that’s colloquial definitions for you

“bean” is another name for legumes, especially their seeds and pods, in casual speech it also includes some other seeds like coffee but for the most part it means legumes, which includes peanuts

but you don’t usually hear them called beans because they behave more like nuts for most purposes, which is even funnier because by the botanical definition of “nut” they’re not actually nuts

they’re beans in the same way that tomatoes are fruit

Wait, who stopped? Show yourselves!

it disperses a cloud of burning vapor, so it’s a thermobaric bomb. yeah the burning fuel is literally hydrogen but calling it a “hydrogen bomb” does sound wrong

boomers love that shit, I swear to god the leaded gas did it to them

aren’t peanut allergies one of the allergies that can be avoided by early exposure? adults are just more likely to have been around before we protected kids from a big list of the worst allergens, so they’re more likely to be desensitized

ok yeah I read the article and it’s literally about exposure therapy, that makes sense

god this man is infuriating, so many times in there he’s like “yeah the left is right that these problems stem from material conditions, but what if we ignored the power of material conditions and tried fixing things with idealist bullshit?”

Pretty good AMA so far

I’ll garnish my own ass so it’s all pretty when they kiss it

VHS creepy newsreel vibes, I like it

title your next post “titlest”