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YoFrodo@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

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YoFrodo@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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  • jake_jake_jake_@lemmy.world
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    3 个月前

    I am now.

    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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      2 个月前

      Look at me. Look at me.

      I am your eyeball now

      • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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        Kimmmmay, look at me, look at me, look at meeeeeoaa

  • toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online
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    I physically cannot look at this without wincing. This is vile, well done.

    • db2@lemmy.world
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      Apparently Japan had to do a PSA to stop people from licking each others eyeballs.

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    Finally, we see eye to eye

  • snoons@lemmy.ca
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    I LOOK DEEP INTO THE EYES OF THEIR SOUL AND I SAY biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttchhh

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      You said that? You said “bitch”?

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        >.>  
        <.<

        Y-yeah i said (biiiitch)

      • LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub
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        …Huh?

        • snoons@lemmy.ca
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          It’s a Key and Peele skit lol

          • LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub
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            I know, I just tried to quote Key in that sketch saying “Huh?”, as if he hadn"t quite heard the question :)

            Peele: “You said ‘bitch’ though.”

            Key: “Hm?”

            Peele: “You said ‘bitch’.”

            Key: “Yeah.”

            It happens a second time in that sketch with their roles swapped

            • snoons@lemmy.ca
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              sorry haha

    • polotype@lemmy.ml
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      • Floats away in space *
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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    3 个月前

    French butterfly kiss

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  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    I put my finger up to my eye to try to imagine what this would be like.

    No, thank you.

    • kamenlady@lemmy.world
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      Eye to eye contact is different, wetter

      • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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        No tears formula. It’s fine.

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    I’ve done this with my girlfriend. It’s actually quite difficult to find the right angle with our heads to make contact, slightly tilted and slightly from the side. I’ve also made contact with my eye on her nipple, way easier. Technically, I don’t recommend doing either, like, we should be careful with our eyes, but… yes.

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    Through this lens, yes

  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    Ah yes the brain worm transfer method.

  • Malyca@lemmy.zip
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    I have autism so yes. It feels really intimate, so I’m uncomfortable unless it’s a person in my inner circle.

  • Randelung@lemmy.world
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    Yes, regardless of type.

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