Yeah but he’s saying he can’t get paid to get laid. Who hires an ugly prostitute?

People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.

Yeah until one of those airgulls comes and swipes it.

No that’s where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock

Bullshit. I just moved from Oklahoma to California to escape the hell hole that is that backwards ass state and I’m not reincorporating.

That’s what I’m saying. I quit smoking a couple years ago and now when I do I can’t even find weed weak enough to not totally fuck me up.

I have nipples

My friends and I partied in a bar in Hamburg until almost 6am one time not realizing it was a gay bar until a guy tried to get me to let him go down on me and when I refused he asked why I was here. I was flattered and had fun but I had no idea lol

Ooh I’ll take some addy too. Been too long and I need to clean my fuckin house.