I spent all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

How did the hipster burn his mouth? - He ate pizza before it was cool.

The jackhammer was a ground-breaking invention.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs, for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

“What do we want?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

“And when do we want them?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

The network effect: If everyone you ever message is there and stays there, it’s hard to leave…

That’s why I love my Fairphone 4. Everything about it still works like back when I bought it 5 years ago, except for the replaceable battery. And it will still get security updates for a few more years

Exactly. I think you’re referring to the Pareto distribution and/or Zipf’s law

I wonder why that script could fill more than a dozen books. Must have been really long and complicated!

In the German documentary I’ve watched a few years ago it definitely looked like their business model was selling their customers insane amounts of cheaply produced clothing by encouraging them to change their outfit super-often, hence the term “fast fashion”. They even pay influencers to promote this wasteful trend as “Shein hauls”. And they steal designa from artists

Yeah, I was a exaggerating a bit, but the waste of clothing and environmental damage is real. I saw it in a documentary. And Shein’s website is (or used to be) full of greenwashing.

Chew you havisfaction a singleicious satisfact to snack that up?

Meanwhile companies like Shein encourage their customers to wear their cheap synthetic clothing a single time and then throw it in the garbage as a sacrifice to the gods of super-fast-fashion

Critique that looks exactly like a prompt

You actually know why, so you wanna justify

Ripping ______'s head off

Now I want to know about the world’s actual longest drum solo

And swag

wheezeehw

Reminds me of that South Park video game where Jesus hides inside a church. When you find him he says “You found me! Next time won’t be so easy!” and runs away chuckling

-berbatch

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Yeah, that’s where I get about one third of my music. Another third is from Qobuz and the rest is converted from YT or somewhere else. Furthermore, I use MP3Tag and RSGain or Picard to organize the files and set replay gain tags so audio players can play the tracks with normalized volume.

I see.