I don’t mean to pry, but was it a crow bar?
They got pried and hammered.
Well, the do say pried cometh before the fall.
I don’t get this.
A murder of Crow(e)s
Thanks
Thanks
wrong reply button. you thanked yourself
You know sometimes that’s OK to do mate.
You know sometimes that’s OK to do mate.
what is ok? thanking yourself or mistaking the button?
Both i think. medals all round!
And everyone cheered!
Nice username
Collective noun joke.
Murder of crows.
But where is the attempt?
Only 2 of em I guess?
If it makes you happy
It can’t be that badHave you heard the Michael Cera Palin version of that song? Here is a link, you’re welcome
I feel like it should be “try to walk into a bar” .
Or not attempted
Nah, I’m pretty sure they’d need one more to go from “a couple of crow(e)s” to a murder, so it’s still just an attempted one
If so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.
I don’t have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line
if you’re attempting murder without the crow pun context we’re gonna need to call the real police
Is that a real photo? Sheryl Crowe looks plastic and Russell’s jacket has no texture.
If you’ve ever looked closely at a crow’s feathers, they have a bit of a sheen to them.
No, here’s the thing. That’s the Jackdaws. Sure they’re in the same family but they aren’t the same.
Not even a little. Shame cause there are a couple out there
