The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoSheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a barimagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1443arrow-down132
arrow-up1411arrow-down1imageSheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a barThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square30linkfedilink
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoNah, I’m pretty sure they’d need one more to go from “a couple of crow(e)s” to a murder, so it’s still just an attempted one
minus-squareJohandea@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoIf so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.
minus-squarelando55@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoI don’t have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line
minus-squaresqw@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoif you’re attempting murder without the crow pun context we’re gonna need to call the real police
Nah, I’m pretty sure they’d need one more to go from “a couple of crow(e)s” to a murder, so it’s still just an attempted one
If so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.
I don’t have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line
if you’re attempting murder without the crow pun context we’re gonna need to call the real police