FreshLight

You are not that far off. For me:

Hair grows everywhere except where you want it to.

It’s a bit easier to gain muscles with the same amount of exercise and the same diet.

And yes, more irrational aggression to some degree.

Obviously not because of onions, though

Fuck Disney, fuck dividing the non-super rich

Wdym with ‘helps’ when it describes it in your stead?

You may. This duck is in fact nice.

Ah yes, poo vs poo vs eoo

My life is somewhat like the cheese section of a European supermarket. One half is moldy and the other half is not affordable for me.

I guarantee that all of a sudden the only energy the USA produces would be green. (According to the USA)

Seems like Elmo is trying to milk Twitter even more before it goes downhill any further.

For those who don’t know (YT-Link)

a job that makes you happy and money

Sounds wrong but is a correct and clever way to put it

I think the image of the 10mm is supposed to go behind the ring. Otherwise the zip tie creates an impossible perspective, I think.

That’s amazing! Where did you come across this info? I’d love to read more!

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It’s when a band from before most of the students were born is in town. But only if the singer is still hot.

It’s super funny to me that they named it “WanX” haha

GODDAMMIT, MARY!!

The fuck did I write?

Does this regex include

"very.(),:;<>[]\".VERY.\"very@\\ \"very\".unusual"@strange.example.com

Yeah, recently I got hit with the “Honey, we are not in the “young adults” demographic anymore.”.

I think it’s more like:

“what (old) people thought was funny 16 years ago, when the internet and especially memes weren’t that nuanced, yet”

Yes, you guessed it. I was there in these ancient times…