Minecraft when I want to chill, Helldivers 2 when I don’t

“Shit, this plastic vessel full of poison ran out… should we take it to shore and dispose of it properly?”

“Heavens no, just throw it directly in the ocean! Out of sight out of mind!”

Just ask him to keep it down? “Dude I’m pumped for you and all, but I’d really appreciate it if you guys could kick it down a notch”

I finished Eternal but man it’s a real slog, 2016 felt like brainless violence to me which I love. I want to rip demons apart with my bare hands, I don’t want to platform. I don’t want to “optimize” my playstyle. I want to rip and tear.

Do you mean to tell me that the compulsion to squeeze people for every dime they have has ruined Disney? Damn that’s hard to believe

Execute Bukele for crimes against humanity, come back and execute Trump for treason

He doesn’t care about American manufacturing. That has always been a flimsy cover.

Busch Light is an acceptable substitute

Bernie is the only person that consistently fights for the common man. That would be a valid criticism of anyone else.

Anything to avoid paying a living wage holy shit

BATS!

“thicc women shall be the whole of the law”

-Aleister Crowley

All of my service buttons are mapped to Stremio

I remember using a Wii remote and two candles to control my media center PC back in the day so I’m sure it’s possible, but I also remember that was a piece of shit.

I go on reddit every now and again, but the Lemmy experience is better.

Costco

Listen, sometimes I bang the gong. If you can’t “handle that”, maybe it’s time you find friends that don’t work on the railroad in 1850.

The next time Mrs Bizzle calls me a degenerate for my deep fryer experiments I’m going to bring this up, wow. I’d never heard of this.

The other day I fried a banana that was actually surprisingly decent

Our food is garbage compared to Europe food because our government has actively hated us for decades and completely sold out our health for big business interests. But, the kind I usually get is FarmRich I think. They’re pretty decent.