The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoSheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a barimagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1442arrow-down132
arrow-up1410arrow-down1imageSheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a barThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square30linkfedilink
minus-squareion@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 days agoI feel like it should be “try to walk into a bar” .
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoNah, I’m pretty sure they’d need one more to go from “a couple of crow(e)s” to a murder, so it’s still just an attempted one
minus-squareJohandea@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoIf so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.
minus-squarelando55@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoI don’t have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line
minus-squaresqw@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoif you’re attempting murder without the crow pun context we’re gonna need to call the real police
I feel like it should be “try to walk into a bar” .
Or not attempted
Nah, I’m pretty sure they’d need one more to go from “a couple of crow(e)s” to a murder, so it’s still just an attempted one
If so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.
I don’t have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line
if you’re attempting murder without the crow pun context we’re gonna need to call the real police