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- fuck_ai@lemmy.world
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- fuck_ai@lemmy.world
sounds like a very productive team💀
This just confirms Twitter is a 1M line BASIC program.
Think of all the GOTOs
More like all the On Error Resume Next statements. Which wasn’t even the worst thing about Visual Basic! VB also had the On Error Resume statement. On Error Resume Next at least moved on to the next line after an error occurred; On Error Resume just re-executed the error-generating line, I guess on the assumption that something would eventually change there.
There would just be one of those, at the top of the 1 file…
On Error was used within a function, so you would have one (or more … or less) per function.
Oof indeed! After 40 years, I forgot it even had fns
I started with VB3, which didn’t have custom classes. I have no idea how I did anything back then, but at least it was better than TurboBasic.
I did years of gw-basic, then ms quickbasic, j++, java, c#, now rust.
Why the fuck can’t these assholes just go away?
You’ve won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*
It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.
*these are rhetorical questions
What does a man with power want?
More power
these mfs don’t need money anymore, they need power. money is just a byproduct of it.
Notice how it’s suggested to cut instead of to copy the file.
Yeah duh, you get the fixed file so you don’t need the original anymore obviously
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You ok…?
I assume it’s a joke about Elon asking for developers to willingly put their code into a predatory but apparently welcoming input for digestion.
it’s a copypasta meme from 2020ish
Might be chaff for AI training.
Just upvote the crazies and move on. Something something Sarah Connor.
Yeah, that’s definitely a thing that is perfectly legal to do. Your company will definitely be fine with that.
my compant pays for openAI and gemini, so I guess they are fine.
My company actually desires that we use AI. If you fix a problem quickly and it works perfectly but you’ve done it manually… it’s somehow worse than a colleague who took twice the amount of time and had a bad solution, but “generated by AI!”
JFC and I thought having to work in an open-office plan was the worst thing a company could do to me.
That’s one of the craziest things about this. My employers for years would constantly beat it into us, “proprietary information, trade secrets, confidential IP, data security. Make sure we have NDAs in place with suppliers.” Now just give it all away to these random giant companies.
i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible
That was clear when they made Bootstrap.
Shots fired!
But honestly, for the time, bootstrap was great.
right? like at the time we had YUI and then bootstrap came along as a breath of fresh air
LOL
10 PRINT CHR$ (205.5 + RND (1));
20 GOTO 10# Checking validity of each file for file in directory: content = file.read() for keywords in ("heil hitler","hitler did nothing wrong","kill the jews","hitler was the victim","there is no evidence for the Holocaust"): if keywords in content: return True # File is Invalid and fake news return False
From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some “fixes and improvements”…
…Comes the same AI that offers to “fix your code.”
Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.
Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete “All your code files”, sir.
LOL the macos dictionary entry/quicklook entry for “MechaHitler” gives you Grok’s wikipedia page
Which happens because wikipedia redirects “Mechahitler” to Grok
Does he really don’t know the difference between cut and copy?
It’s just a mistake. He’s an idiot but he means copy and paste.
What if this is a plot to literally steal your code? You give it to the AI, page refreshes and clears your clipboard. Your entire “source code file” is now theirs, and probably part of the training set for Grok 5.
The first part is a joke, but the second part…
Assuming people upload their code to fix it, that means it’s non working code. Great training material!
I’m joking but I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t think that through…
Ctrl+Z undoes the cut.
The man loves destroying his work. Let ‘em get to it. It’s what he’s the best at doing.
EVERYTHING’S COMPUTAH!
I love teslerr
Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.
Having multiple files increases the compile time, think of all the femtoseconds you can save by having everything in one place!
Drop the executable in the GrokBox
The entire file! My biggest frustration with cursor is that it doesn’t support reading from multiple projects at once so it can see the context of how the projects interact or how interfaces are implemented.
Add the other project folder to your workspace. BAM, now it has backend context in the frontend.
Have you used GenAI for art? It can do a reasonable job for the entire composition, but the extra fine detail have to be inpainted with specific prompts, and there are special routines that make sure faces and hands look human.
The same with code. It can outline the entire project but details need to be inpainted and specific errors handled.
The context window can’t handle an entire codebase, never mind multiple projects.
Actually, I have my entire code base documented in obsidian, and I literally tell cursor to refer to the documentation. It works amazingly well, and then I have it draft documentation for the new features it’s creating. I can do in a day what I used to do in a week, and it’s not because it’s doing anything advanced, it’s just takes care of so much of the brain draining tedious tasks.
LMAO, yeah let’s jist disregard all the other files that are definately not required contextually!!!
I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application
He also thinks that the number of lines of code produced is a relevant measure of productivity, so him not understanding this isn’t super surprising.
You’ve heard of monorepos, but have you tried monofile development?
He probably thinks that the entire application is only one source file
source code? i don’t think you know what you’re talking about… it’s called a prompt
SLASH
ESSS (emphasis because hate it)
No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.
He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.
An ai runs his twitter probly
Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.
Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.
I saw him do a show in Florida and he started bashing republicans during a joke when a bunch of people in the audience started booing and leaving. He calls them all dipshits and dives into doing a bunch of jokes further questioning their intelligence before winning back the crowd. It was very impressive.
I love Stavrose baby. He is awesome and doesn’t give a fuck what people think.
Oh man, the people leaving when he starts. Amazing.