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Cake day: October 24th, 2023

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  • (Old timey PSA voice)

    "Oh no, what was that loud and terrible noise that shook your entire house, school, or workplace? You’ve likely just heard The Future! First things first, Billy, do not look directly into The Future.

    • Remember to duck and cover!
    • Be careful not to breathe the ensuing debris cloud from The Future. It is highly hazardous to your health!
    • The Future may have just destroyed everything you knew about the world before it arrived. Do not expect organized emergency services to help."






  • Me in highschool. Man I thought I’d have those friends forever. It was really cool how socializing wasn’t so high-stakes back then. I kinda knew everybody of all sorts there, and could hold a conversation with almost anyone.

    Once I had to move away to the middle of nowhere after graduation, and they got jobs and stuff, I was left with one (1) single friend that actively sought to catch up with me regularly. He earned the top spot of “best friend.”

    The rest just forgot I existed because I decided to drop Facebook. (And I provided alternative methods to reach me.) My once best pal would usually respond to “How’s it going man? :D” with “Work.” That’s it.

    I realize one of the biggest fantasies we see through our screens and on our pages is a group of fellows with unbreakable bonds. From sitcoms to superheroes, and now even tabletop gaming, I think we all just want a group we can struggle and rejoice together with, and that’s become such a coveted grail of a thing.

    But the world is designed to isolate and busy and fatigue us as adults, and everything has gotten so socially tense and high stakes it’s hard to form anything with new people beyond mere acquaintanceship, because you can never be sure who people really are anymore.

    Lol sorry I didn’t mean to get all deep there lol…



  • Fair disclosure: Haven’t watched the video yet, but I’m honestly very appreciative of your counterpoints here. And I agree! A militocracy ain’t good news, either.

    And you’re right: Taking him out over “unpopular policy” doesn’t make logical sense under a reasonable society.

    I’m also aware that our civil checks and balances that should be putting the brakes on stupid policies are falling apart, because they’ve been carefully staffed by zealots heavily in favor of a single-minded, monolithic ideology.

    However, I’m honestly wondering where the line is, that a leader’s blatantly criminal activity can officially brand them “unfit for office” and bear consequences.

    Like if he actually tried to just kill someone for no reason in Times Square, as he boasted he could, could anybody stop him? Or is it just “rules for thee, not for me” and we actually have a king now?

    Because you know if “We The People” stepped in to stop that, we’d all get gulag’d.

    If he decides “lol yeah let’s annex Canada.” Can our forces deny such a stupid order? Even though he is, technically, “their boss”?

    Impeachment historically seems like a “strong suggestion” more than a solution.

    According to USA.gov:

    The presidents impeached by the House were: Andrew Johnson in 1868 William Jefferson (Bill) Clinton in 1998 Donald John Trump in 2019 and 2021

    Presidents Johnson, Clinton, and Trump remained in office following acquittals by the Senate on all charges.

    It sounds like The People can’t really do much but demand that their officials follow through, but even then, it sounds like justice is never actually carried out.

    It’s honestly terrifying to think about, and I wish we knew what to do that was actually effective to reverse course on this absolute insanity.




  • U S perspective here.

    I keep remembering that oath our armed forces repeat so much: “… To defend against all enemies, foreign and domestic.”

    What in the flippin’ hell do these bastards gotta do to be considered “domestic enemies”‽

    Because apparently directly provoking all our neighbors to attack us out of self defense, or allying with friggin’ Putin, along with a million other treasons, aren’t qualifying enough? Who over there is gonna actually protect and defend the Constitution and the People of the United States of America?!

    Because dammit we haven’t lived this frickin long, through countless crises and bullshit, just to get shot or bombed by a Canadian we should’ve been sharing pancakes and beer with!!!

    FULFILL THAT OATH YOU LIKE TO RECITE SO MUCH. OR COUNTLESS INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE OVER ORANGE CALIGULA’S EGO.







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    Man I always hear such good things about Aldi. They started building one near us and I got excited. I was gonna see what the job situation was like because I heard they were kinda based.

    Nah. It’s reportedly a Taylorist hamster wheel. Unrealistic productivity metrics that, if you really bust your butt, are rewarded with tighter metrics. Sucks, man.



  • > Be me. 
    > Report a story about  other religious groups having hot takes on the Pope dying. 
    > F to pay respects :(
    > Feelsbadman.jpeg
    > Randos are all over it. Apparently they didn't like the guy.
    > They're mad a guy from a different religion was humane about it and not trying to start a holy war. 
    > They're throwing around words like "crusader" hoping for another holy war because they're bored and missed the first one.
    > And I get paid to post their stupid meaningless opinions.
    > AwShitHereWeGoAgain.png