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AndJusticeForAll [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago

I never trust a man wearing a hat. I ALWAYS trust a women wearing a hat. This has never steered me wrong.

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I never trust a man wearing a hat. I ALWAYS trust a women wearing a hat. This has never steered me wrong.

AndJusticeForAll [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • buh [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    brace-cowboy liz-society

    • AndJusticeForAll [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Exactly.

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    Me agreeing with this advice

  • Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    How about enbies in beanies

    Enbeanies

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      Always trust an enby

      Never trust someone who wears a beanie

      The contradictions heighten

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        What’s wrong with beanies

      • 🏳️‍⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.ml
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        Sorry, you’re wearing a hat, ergo I disregard everything you say putin smug

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      Removed by mod

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    • AndJusticeForAll [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Case by case, hat by hat basis.

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        What about enbies in baseball caps? NBallcaps?

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    I never leave the house without a good beanie or toque because the local peckerwoods can’t tolerate coarse hair and I have been cop-called on before when my hair was just out

    Never happens with the bucket on

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      Removed by mod

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    Curious George proved men in hats aren’t to be trusted

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    How do you feel about bananas in pajamas

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      Extremely neutral.

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        Beans in jeans?

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          Beanis in genus

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    But AndJusticeForAll, I present masc and wear a hat

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    you’ve never watched the kentucky derby

    Death to America

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    When I transitioned I went from wearing hats to wearing a rotating cast of bandanas to accessorize with my stockpile of scrunchies.

    🤔

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      What’s a bandana but a deconstructed hat? I think this still counts.

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    Depends on the hat I think. Hardhats are probably alright, means they’re big on safety in the workplace. Bike helmets? That’s terrifying. That’s a guy who loves the thrill of the chase.

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      I love helmets!

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        I may need to rethink my worldview…

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          Helmets have saved my life on several occasions

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        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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      This book is a banger.

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    I have never worn a hat

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      I have only ever tried other people’s hats, thinking “man that hats looks great on me I really should get a hat” and then never buying a hat.

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    Im cooked

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      My bald ass needs a hat!

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    If the hat is ciele, avoid at all costs

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