My brain is mush. Is Carl supposed to be Ocelot here?

We need to put them all in that New Hampshire town that got terrorized by bears

Try switching to the wine and egg diet

I’m really feeling the liberation Liberation from the possibility of retirement or transitioning in peace

But also cheering on Wile E. Coyote (economy) who ran off a cliff and screaming at him to look down

And the tariffs were only announced a month ago lol. The next quarter is going to be a black hole.

Postal inspectors are not the same as letter carriers and mail handlers. ALL COPS

Some coastal areas still have power, is that from local wind/solar farms?

THE SEQUEL

Literally all it would take is reintroducing predators

In r/UPSers someone mentioned watching Port of Seattle traffic and only saw one ship from Hawaii coming in lol. America is fucking done

The flow of treats is severed. Restore the center-right neoliberal world order to restore the treats of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

I’m a newly minted pan, BUT am terrified of dating guys. However, I don’t pass as a woman at all—even if someone did my makeup (have not learned how to do it myself), my voice would give me away anyway—so I’m not as worried about cishet guys trying to hit on me/be awful to me. I know queer guys should be better but idk, mostly just looking for t4t right now.

They’re calling it the gayest bomb of all time

I really hope getting too much attention and power is his ultimate undoing either by a figure or a disgruntled

The lead is stored in the luxury bones

I’m autistic and played baseball. It is boring as hell but my dad gave me a little baseball autism when I was younger. I have since recovered.

Give it a day and we’ll have a new announcement about changes in tariffs that will do nothing in the long run but every news site will give it an absurdly positive headline and then we’ll get another record rally. Porky eatin’ good on all the insider trading.

This has been known for years, btw, and of course nothing has been done to ban the paper.

/ˈɡɑːfiwd/

UwU

This would have been so much funnier if the card fronts were facing Xi

“Upholding Zionism above all” is the secret 0th amendment