Meanwhile, the US reportedly responded with: “Nuh uh! is spying on you!”

I’d claim this for Lemmygrad but this one was obviously written by a Hexbear

Reddit’s response: https://reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1gf8g4v/russian_court_fines_google/

Yeah, forgot AMD had that going on.

I thought Apple’s CVE-2023-38606 was bad…

I’m using an ARM CPU so I probably have a different backdoor :P

Wars are just sports practices for libs — just a bunch of football players fighting a punching bag or something

Unfortunate

Updated Moderna as well confirming the same thing for good measure:

Source: https://static.modernatx.com/pm/6cef78f8-8dad-4fc9-83d5-d2fbb7cff867/5efa7d9d-05e8-46b5-945a-637c2867bd00/5efa7d9d-05e8-46b5-945a-637c2867bd00_viewable_rendition__v.pdf (easily reachable by clicking the link entitled “Prescribing Information” at https://www.modernatx.com/en-US/products/spikevax)

Why the hell am I teaching 11-year-olds how to blow their noses and wash their hands?

That was the most depressing part — I thought this was a kindergarten (5-year-olds) when I was reading this where they’d at least have an excuse for not knowing better.

Is that real or parody? I genuinely can’t tell

was enough to revise the Hitchhiker’s Guide entry from mostly harmless — Ford Prefect, probably

Mormons

The worst of all, and not just the transphobia — you might even encounter Mitt Romney.

It’s definitely not that Dem voters would prefer the demsoc candidates that at least give a pretense of caring about people instead of just doing what the Republicans would do

They also were denied family, friends, or any kind of relationship whatsoever. Checks out.

Yeah, exactly

What are you talking about? I measure my robot vacuum performance by feeding it into another robot vacuum

Nobody is saying Lisan al-Ghaib these days

See the other comment, all you need to do is delete everything after &si=

Should have caught up by now, enjoy your celebration