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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago

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  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    9 months ago

    Das Fapital

    • lil_tank [any, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      kelly

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    If you don’t want me to goon why did you build a goon shed for me?

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    You know what? Now I’ma jack it just cuz they said no. Fuck em!

    Boss makes $100, I make a dime! That’s why I spank it on company time!

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    Clock out before you pull your cock out

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    volcel-kamala

  • naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    That sign has a story about it. Legit though can you get in the mood at work? That’s baffling to me.

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      deleted by creator

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        JO365 with a Micro, soft penis and bust all over these spread sheets.

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        ?

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          deleted by creator

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            Ah, I use arch btw.

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    Try and stop me coppers

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      Gonna edge at home and them be ready to deliver in seconds at work

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        kelly Cummute

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    deleted by creator

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    Everything is fine, if you masturbate on your own time.

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    So is the thing about linen related to cleaning up after you finish?

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      “Let us take two commodities such as a coat and 10 yards of linen, and let the former be double… really Freddy? What the fuck? I was using that linen for… you know what never mind. You can half that portion now… like I was saying, let us take two commodities such as a coat and 9.5 yards of linen, and…” - Karl Marx

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    This is why I love wfh

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    Boss makes 100 I make a penny, at work I click every porn link you send me

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    mao-aggro-shining

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    Once again, Catmin’s Anticapitalist Treehouse is the best group on Facebook.

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        Yes.

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