“Kill them kids.”

Jump

How high?

They “considered” it to earn Resistance^TM brownie points, then “folded” to flatter Trump’s easily manipulated ego

I’m having libs in my life literally saying “the lack of evidence points to Russian sophistication in covering their tracks”

Libs should hang their heads in absolute shame but a lot don’t have any

Nancy Aosi

Check: nine figures written on it addressed to private prison corporations

Balance: going up for private prison executives

Terribly tragic, she had just barely recovered from the free parking sign on the street outside

Keir has no principles aside from climbing the ladder, if ever the winds should change and it becomes politically expedient to support trans rights, he’ll instantly sweep his genocidal rhetoric under the rug and pretend to have been an unwavering Ally^TM the whole time.

I didn’t know Bri’ish were allowed on Hexbear

Angloid plot to eradicate sunlight running full steam ahead, oh my fucking god

Easy solution: set up a mini hospital in the courtroom

Deport elon musk from the mortal realm

Chinese kids playing with a ball

Authoritarianism 1984 dystopia

Get ready for a few million mistakes. Oopsie we accidentally sent every brown-looking person to an El Salvadoran concentration camp

G*rman journalists taking after their Nazi propagandist grandpappies

Oh boy, I’m sure he won’t be like the thousand other DNC-manufactured “””progressive””” servants of empire

Well they’re right, it’s not truly American until it reaches the mass extermination phase.

Discount reichstag fire