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frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 months ago

Shoe Penis rule.

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Shoe Penis rule.

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frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 months ago
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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    Fuck yeah, I fucken love Megapiss

    • germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Fuck yeah, I fucken love pegging

      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        hi

        • troglodytis@lemmy.world
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          Sorry, no. I don’t see cheese on the list

          • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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            The cheese is currently…hidden.

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              • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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                11 months ago

                ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        • germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          👉👈

    • Junkhead@slrpnk.net
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      with songs like “piss sells… but whos buyin?”

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    The more I think about “eggy wets” the less I want to know

    • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I can’t tell if “The Eggy Wets” are a hardcore band or british invasion

      • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
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        I’m thinking oi.

        • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Hah, good compromise 😁

      • Seraph@fedia.io
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        …or vaginal secretions

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          All of the above: vaginal secretions in reaction to a hardcore British invasion band.

      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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        “I want to get your eggy wet”

      • pancakes@sh.itjust.works
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        20 years later I’ll start up a tribute band called "The Eggo Wets"and write songs about frozen toaster waffles.

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      I looked at eggy wets and it immediately stood out. It’s the only real band name deserving amy attention.

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        Amy has shit taste in music anyway.

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        It gives an insight as to the nature, location and odor of many gigs

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    Brian Disease

    Who’s Brian? What kind of disease does he have?

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      Dyslexia

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      Brian’s disease. Sorta like Lou Gehrig it’s kinda freaky he ended up with it.

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      Brian IS the disease.

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      Prion disease.

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    ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage: TOILET DAD

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      How did you come up with your band name?

      Well, my Dad was using the toilet…

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      As if Bathroom Dad wasn’t enough

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    The Diet of Worms isn’t bad, but I prefer the Erfurt Latrine Disaster among cursed events in medieval German politics.

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      I think it’s important that you know that another human being on Lemmy got both sides of your joke. You earned my upvote.

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        That’s exactly what a bot would say!

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    shit/shit/shit 100%!

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      Already taken. It’s what I call my Hot Hot Heat! Cover band.

      I quite like Brian Disease though, but I haven’t to imagine it is also taken.

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      I came to say this. That or Horse Funeral.

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    Some ain’t so bad

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      Brian Disease seems like a winner

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        They’d have to put up with the Pink Floyd/Jethro Tull syndrome of people thinking Brian Disease is the name of the lead singer.

        e: This guy gets it.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I like Brian Disease.

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    Damn guess I’m the one who liked Diet of Worms

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      Diet of Worms is clearly the best choice.

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    Big Horse Funeral fan myself personally.

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      Brian Disease too

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    Baba Slaga sounds like a banger. In more ways than one.

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    Löded Diper

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    ‘Shoe Penis’ has good energy, but might limit bookings for Bar/Bat-Mitzvahs and Quinceañeras.

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      Starfucker got pretty far before they had to change their name. Dunno if they did any quinceneras though

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    Diet of Worms is a dope name

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    Baba slaga has a nice ring to it

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