Radical centrist brainworms

WILDCARD, BABY!

You’re so fuckin far out of your element, Johnny

Yuup. Fuck my 401k. I’d trade the whole think to watch Trump finally face a single consequence.

I thought that was the shitty Netflix spinoff of the Karate Kid

Dude cobra chicken is the most accurate nickname I’ve ever heard. A Canadian goose almost made me piss myself because I came across one probably nesting in some reeds and it hissed at me. I thought it was a cobra before remembering it’s way too cold here for cobras.

But like at some point the rubber hits the road. Why doesn’t trump simply turn the food back on like the water in Cali? They’re going to have to roll this back or there will most certainly be bread riots.

They should oopsie whoopsie give Ukraine one. Seems fair since Ukraine only gave theirs up in exchange for American protection.

Looked like Jonestown at his speech last night.

Yuuup. If I wanted to watch a guy suck himself off for two hours, I’d pick someone more attractive.

Dicks out for haram baes

I would feel better about this if America didn’t have so many nukes…

Yes and ironically there are services like kill the newsletter that will re-RSS your tired ass newsletter.

But anyone cool that uses fulltext RSS gets an auto subscribe from me.

From one of Elon’s brain chips?

Whoever called him a radlib and told him to put the money toward mutual aid is my favorite

Yeah adult convert, which unless you’re like marrying a catholic, tend to be the weird Mel Gibson brand.

Excommunicate Vance then, you fucking cowards

No, pretty sure they’re War and Famine.

Aren’t they trying to fire the CIA? Based and potentially hilarious.

We can’t do it, man! That’s discipline! That’s like tellin’ Gene Krupa not to go “boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!” We don’t believe in rules, like, we gave them up when we started livin’ like freaky beatniks!