Do you think traffic speeds aren’t enforced? Just because they can’t do it effectively because they don’t have the resources or man power doesn’t mean they don’t try.

When I was in elementary or junior high, we were asked to write an essay on what we thought the world would be like in 2025.

Not one single person thought the Nazis would return, let alone be Americans.

I like TOTK’s map. It’s not really the activities there are to do in the map, but the sights. BOTW, with the same main map, is good but you had very few traversal options, making it too big. But you can literally build a helicopter in TOTK and fly everywhere, so you can actually explore it in a more timely manner.

The floating sky stuff was more disappointing than the underground, personally.

I’d prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.

That’s what the bucket is for.

Old beaver ass?

Am I kenough, tho?

Have they thought about electing a human being instead of a chair? 🤔

Momentum. The reason you don’t fly the fuck off to who knows where when you jump, is because you’re also moving at the same speed the Earth is.

Banishment has always been a thing.

I signed up for Twitter in 2006 to see what it was all about before it was super popular. Thought it was stupid then just because of the character limit, and haven’t touched it since.

Guess I’m a dunce because of shit that started happening a whole decade later. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Brink was cool, if a bit flawed. It could have become better if they had given it more of a chance.

Shattered Horizon was awesome at first, but eventually the game changed entirely and at some point an update just broke the game for hella people (myself included) so we couldn’t even play on a local server with bots and it was never fixed. :/

“You are quite possibly the worst programmer I have ever heard of.”

Derek Smart: “Ah, but you have heard of me.”

DreamWorks only has 4 animated movies that aren’t 3D:

Spirit, Way to El Dorado, Sinbad, and Prince of Egypt.

I also blame Disney for my tastes…

Oooh. What song? The only thing I have in my list from Bright Eyes is At The Very Bottom of Everything.

If the president was kidnapped by ninjas, we will send two dudes to rescue him and hope those dudes are bad enough to succeed.

Games didn’t have their own completion metrics; but we still used the term “100% completion” to refer to beating the game, and any and all side objectives if the game had any.

Gay

Is that their font or are they just typing that out in emojis?

If these are emojis, I need the i.

Edit: Holy shit. Idk why only like 5 of those blue letters show up in the emoji table on my phone or PC. They have the whole damn alphabet! 😞

The wrong weed.