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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 天前

Water is never really yours it's just your turn to drink it.

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Water is never really yours it's just your turn to drink it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 天前
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    A man’s flesh is his own; the water belongs to the tribe.

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      9 天前

      He gives water for the dead!

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      9 天前

      The ownership of your flesh is temporary.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialOP
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      9 天前

      I want to be roasted and fed to the guests of my funeral.

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        9 天前

        If you’ve ever had trichinosis make sure they know to cook you thoroughly.

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          9 天前

          it’s not like I’m RFK Jr or something…

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        8 天前

        It’s only fair that you have to fatten and tenderize yourself in preparation when the time comes.

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        9 天前

        “This is the best pork I’ve ever had!”

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      9 天前

      I’m hoarding quite some amount of water in my flesh.

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    9 天前

    Water is never really yours it’s just your turn to drink it Nestle’s.

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    9 天前

    Water isn’t yours.

    It’s Nestlé’s.

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      9 天前

      Sam Altman would like a word.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        9 天前

        “RAM isn’t a human right.” - Sam Altman

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          8 天前

          “SPFFT” -Subsonic 300blk

      • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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        8 天前

        Altman VS Nestle Epic Rap Battle when?

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    9 天前

    Water is like that, but then so is every other molecule and atom that’s temporarily part of your body.

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      9 天前

      We are all made of stars.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialOP
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        9 天前

        Stars and shit.

        • W.itjust.works@sh.itjust.works
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          9 天前

          (nsfw)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVPDGW6Y53s

      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        9 天前

        Moby song:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1rFAaAKpVc

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    8 天前

    Nestle wants to know your location

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    9 天前

    Water is not eternal. It can be destroyed and created. One of the interesting ways new water happens is when you burn hydrocarbons. Some of those hydrogen atoms find and bond to the oxygen from the air and boom, that’s brand new water; clean and pure, straight from the exhaust pipe.

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      Yep! The idea that a water molecule has always been on Earth is a really widespread notion.

      You won’t believe your eyes! WATCH as photosynthesis DESTROYS water!

      6CO2 + 6H2O + light energy → C6H12O6 + 6O2

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        9 天前

        Yeah but how often is that happening to the entire volume of the ocean?

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          9 天前

          Apparently all water molecules on earth are recycled through life roughly every 2 to 5 million years.

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            If you breathe in a room you pee in, some molecules of water will recycle through you straight away

            Life hack

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            We all drink piss and eat stuff grown in literal shit when you really break things down

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      8 天前

      Water is not eternal. It can be destroyed and created

      Really depends on your definition of the word “create.”

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    9 天前

    This is true for everything. The matter in your body is not yours, for example, it’s just your turn to use all that carbon and oxygen and whatnot

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      9 天前

      You can pry my matter from my cold dead hands

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        9 天前

        That’s the idea.

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      That carbon and oxygen is just temporarily in that form. The fermions that comprise it will be reused to form other matter

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      As modest mouse said, someday you will die somehow and somethings gonna steal your carbon!

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      8 天前

      Mum said it’s my turn to use the cum!

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    8 天前

    So if you think about it… every time we pee, we’re peeing in someone’s mouth

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      Every shower is a golden shower.

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    True of literally everything in life. It’s just our turn to hold matter in this form and experience consciousness. Our planet is a virtually closed system wherein everything is recycled.

    (Yes, I know we get water from comets, and perhaps even biological material from asteroids, etc., but in the relatively short term, all of that has been incorporated and we’re living in a virtually closed system.)

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      “From my rotting corpse plants will grow.”

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        Fuck that I’m going to live forever. Or die trying

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      8 天前

      Our planet almost certainly loses tons of matter to space daily

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        About 3kg/s of hydrogen and 50g/s of helium

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          606024=86400*3=259.2 mtons of hydrogen and meh im too nonsober to type that into a calculator twice so 5ish mtons of hehe? TBH I hedged my bets in the prefix to tons above, but this is an order of magnitude more than I figured. And with that ratio I’m sure hydrogen and helium are 99.999999% of that mass too.

          The universe is an engine that converts hydrogen to helium, and we are the pollutants caused by the imperfections of the engine. All hail nuclear fusion, for it is light. Let it burn bright, for the ratio of fuel to exhaust is already 3:1, and one cannot bring back the purity of hydrogen once it is spent. Live for the dying of the light!

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            The universe is an engine that converts hydrogen to helium, and we are the pollutants caused by the imperfections of the engine.

            I love this and will be stealing it! Really puts Sagan’s “we are all made of stardust” in quite a different context 🤣

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    There’s fish jizz in all of us.

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      Some like Ye has more than the rest of us.

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      Fizz… Buzz

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        Fish buzz

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    Just for that, I shall never pee again.

    Edit: DAMMIT

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    Ok Stilgar.

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    It is fun to ponder how the hydrogen from the very start is in us now, and was in comets, dinosaurs and giant trees that died long ago and gave up their elements that could be in us now. As wise people said, “You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean in a drop” and “We are a way for the universe to know itself… on this pale blue dot.”

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      Almost all hydrogen in the universe was formed mere seconds after the Big Bang

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        And anything heavier than iron (IIRC, it’s late here) is only formed when a star dies.

        The more violent the death, the heavier more exotic shit gets created, as a rule.

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        That’s pretty incredible to think about

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          If you don’t mind me plugging where I got it from:

          Title

          It’s the first episode of the Crash Course: The Universe. Dr. Katie Mack did a great job recontextualizing multiple scientific phenomenon.

          Unfortunately a lot of physics explanations have gotten very cookie-cutter, and she managed to break free of that. I’ve only listened to kne episode so far, but the rest are in my queue

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      “You are the cosmos made conscious” - Brian Cox

      “…you’re not something that’s a result of the big bang. You’re not something that is a sort of puppet on the end of the process. You are still the process. You are the big bang, the original force of the universe, coming on as whoever you are.” - Alan Watts

      “Allow yourself to fantasy that you’re 13.8 billion years old And you’re part of this incredible ocean of happening Instead of just this one individual Just let yourself experience that for a second The glorious knowledge that you are a never-ending, ever-changing flow of matter that’s temporarily manifested with the ability to express love” - Dunkin Trussel

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    Couldn’t that be said of all of your atoms too?

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      Yeah, was thinking the same. I guess, with our definition of ownership, you could say that if something is in your possession for more than a week/month/whatever and no one claims ownership for it, then you could call it “yours”, even if you’re going to pass it on at some point…

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        Yeah,.I named my tapeworm Jerry

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    I just gave back some food that I temporarily borrowed too, but I regret returning it to nature via the shower drain.

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      I return it to a japanese lady’s mouth like nature intended.

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        😐

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