Treason is the reason for the season.

(… as a treat)

Melted: Over-Toasty
?

more like dank oxygen, amiright

I prefer to get the DM to laugh and/or this:

I’m glad you’re pleased with my NS™️ (natural stupidity) processor.

Yes, you are.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

Yes, he is.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

Yes, with the backpacks.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

It’s spring with nearly summer temps. Haven’t seen tarps when it was cooler.

For over a decade they weren’t there. They’ve now been there for I think a couple months.

How would they help with maintenance?

The Narcissist’s Prayer

That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

by Dayna Craig

The only waste in government is corruption. “Inefficiencies” are actually resiliency—a crucial trait of any social system.

Are you saying it’s venomous?

*deathly

smell

It’s this exactly. It muddies the legitimate criticism.