• I_Jedi@lemmy.today
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        22 hours ago

        Sure. Can you provide sufficient liquid F2 whose gaseous form can achieve 500 ppm over a diameter of 50 kilometers? A sufficiently powerful smoke machine which can achieve this concentration over that area using the provided F2 is also required. These materials must be transferred to the center of Moscow undetected.

        Think you can whip up that grocery list for me? Or do you have an excuse?

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            22 hours ago

            The F2 sellers will have me killed if I try to buy it from them, since I’m on the US government’s kill list. It would be impossible to use my credit card, since the government would drop a bomb on my head as soon as I go to collect the goods.

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              22 hours ago

              Got it. You’re so dangerous you’re on the government’s kill list, but too moral to do a little credit card fraud.

              John Brown was a wanted man when he went to Harper’s Ferry.