• I_Jedi@lemmy.today
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      1 day ago

      The F2 sellers will have me killed if I try to buy it from them, since I’m on the US government’s kill list. It would be impossible to use my credit card, since the government would drop a bomb on my head as soon as I go to collect the goods.

      • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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        1 day ago

        Got it. You’re so dangerous you’re on the government’s kill list, but too moral to do a little credit card fraud.

        John Brown was a wanted man when he went to Harper’s Ferry.