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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago

What do you need a volume slider on your toaster for I'm going to kick your nerd ass!!

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What do you need a volume slider on your toaster for I'm going to kick your nerd ass!!

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago
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    4 months ago

    I’m going to make ransomware targeting these toasters and you’d better pay up if you ever want to see your slices of bread again doggirl-grin

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      We taken control of your smart humidifier! We will increase the RH by 5% per day until your apartment develop a mold problem… Imagine how expensive that will be to fix! As demonstration of our seriousness, we have hacked the RGB LED, you know the one lighting up the tank, to switch colors every few minutes.

      You have 1-3 month to send a bitcoin to this wallet before the mold consumes you.

      anarxi

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        Noooo Xi, that’s how you get another JK Rowling! meow-knit

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      That’s basically the plot of Unauthorized Bread by Cory Doctorow

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