Noooo Xi, that’s how you get another JK Rowling!

I’m going to make ransomware targeting these toasters and you’d better pay up if you ever want to see your slices of bread again

Follow-up to someone discovering duckduckgo confuses taglines for site titles yesterday:

AI coming for Robert'); DROP TABLE’s job

I was going to make a joke about all these nations being khamas now, but then I saw what Google thinks the Iranian flag looks like

Over the past year or so I’ve seen “Chad” cross over from north-central African-adjacent online geography spaces to general internet lingo. In the process it seems like the meaning has shifted though. To me it was a catch-all term for landlocked countries between Libya and the Central African Republic in general

It seems in non-geographical usage Chad is just the cheerleader-banging wojak and basically means “weird attractive muscular guy with an active sex life and implied massive dong.” The Chad is not worthy of admiration because of his rich cultural heritage, but because he gets laid. The original geographic context of the word has been stripped and replaced by high school insecurities

Are they gonna take Djibouti away from us next

There is an old chapo episode where they crack jokes about a community of people who are into Big Penis Humiliation

I’m glad they are also getting the century of humiliation they’ve been waiting for

Obligatory Slammer meme

🐝🐝

President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug…

One hell of an extra comma

Can you support an unsustainable national economy with nothing but soft power exports? Asking for a friend.

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Most of the world has come around to the fact that Israel can not exist if you want humanity to have a future, trying to destroy everything is the only endgame they have left

Kinda toxic to start bragging you shot ten Kirks when someone celebrates their first, but okay

“Guys, today’s challenge is going to take place in an entire nation of lost souls, the fourth circle of hell. And with me is our special guest, Plutus, eternal guardian of hoarders and spendthrifts. Can you introduce today’s sponsor, Plutus?”

“Pape Satàn, pape Satàn aleppe!”

one of MrBeast’s sidekicks does a silly face into the camera

Asking the professor for a 2 week extension on my civilization destruction project

Hopefully they’ll continue channeling college kids and just not bother doing it at all

Libs love their monarchy gossip “journalism” and we stan a king

Tuesday will be No Housework Day, and Beer Day, all wrapped up in one, in the US. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ dive bar, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.

tfw you’re a trillion dollar company and you accidentally created a digital strait of hormuz for most western Internet services

we should call it the fortnite war because the American endgame is going to be luring in zoomers with dated pop culture references and v-bucks

Yeah, this really sucks without the explanation, which no one who is already critical of us is going to look at/take seriously