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problematicPanther@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago

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problematicPanther@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago
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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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    No, but, fr. What episode?

    • phorq@lemmy.ml
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      Return to zombie Island… but the truth is disappointing…

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        But it doesn’t have to be disappointing.

        Just search for Derpixon Mystery Bang

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          I mean… If you know, you know

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        Thank you! I was actually wondering what show, Scooby Doo, for anyone who doesn’t recognize the clothed versions of the characters.

    • RudeOnTuesdays@lemmy.world
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      It’s from Return to Zombie Island, but the image is photoshopped. They are in their normal outfits in this scene.

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        • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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          I regret nothing.

    • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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      When they let you out of horny jail, let us know what you learned.

      • GluWu@lemm.ee
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        I learned how to make waifu figurines out of single ply toilet paper.

        • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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          The fuck did I just read. Nah. Your going to the gulag for that one.

        • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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          An honorable trade.

  • zoey@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1000001182

    • detectivesniffles@lemmy.ca
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      each ass cheek is its own sovereign nation wtf

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        renews passport

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      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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        I’m sure someone will try to plant their flag on all of those nations.

        Not me, but someone.

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        Dat ass so phat each cheak needs it’s own wifi access point.

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    • lseif@sopuli.xyz
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      holy mother of god

  • SVcrossDO@lemmy.world
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    “please I need this”

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      • Killer57@lemmy.ca
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        I parry you're bonk

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          • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            it was made in china

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              • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                doesn’t that reverse it to you

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                  No

            • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              the last resort

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                • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                  after waking up in horny jail

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    Note to self: in future, search for this type of content by the word “bonk” …

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      Thank you for expressing your thoughts out on to public text. Query has been cataloged for future use.

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    Jinkies!

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      Zoinks

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    So do I have this right? All the horny people are in horny jail?

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      No, they have only been asked politely to go to horny jail. We do not know the compliance rate.

      • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Disappointing since it seemed like a self-subverting solution like sending horny lesbian daughters to all-girls parochial school.

        On the other hand bonking is sus. There may be more use of force than previously described.

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        Wanna bet, ombre?

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          We smuggle phones into jail.

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    Do you think people who make r34 pics also fap or get infatuated with their art?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      You only really need one hand to draw.

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    Hungry and thirsty, eh?

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