Children are starving and the president is focused on renovating white house bathrooms with gold fixtures. He is certainly following Nero’s footsteps.
When he’s done with all the renovations the white house is gonna be Epsteins Pedo Party Palace.
Guess he’s really not planning to leave if he’s doing this much redecorating.
And funding it privately iirc. 100% he is not planning to leave.
Trump spending his own money?
I can’t say he wouldn’t because he’s never had any of his own.
But I think I can guess pretty accurately that even if he somehow earned a dollar completely on his own, he probably would still try and borrow from someone else first.
That certainly seems to fit more with the Trump I’ve seen so far. His spending his own money, especially on something semi-public would make no sense at all.
Sponsored by big tech. At least the ballroom is…
Their grovelling is embarrassing.
Cost of doing business. Sad times.
Kings did this intentionally to prove their wealth and power while the masses begged for food. It helped them illustrate that there was a pecking order.
He is turning it into Mar-a-Lago.
I get it, he wants to make it feel like home if he’s gonna be living there for the rest of his life.
He won’t be stepping down from this gig, he knows the consequences he’ll have to face if he becomes a normal citizen again.
I get it, he wants to make it feel like home if he’s gonna be living there for the rest of his life.
Much of the White House was decorated by Jackie Kennedy, and her husband ended up spending the rest of his life there, so maybe this will be the same thing…
I like the cut of your jib
yea I think it’s mostly fear driving his every move nowadays. He probably wants to spend his last days as unbothered as possible
If we all try really hard, we can give him a bigly stroke. Hugely.
Like Cloud or Goku channeling the planet.
Trump even recently said it’s “pretty clear” he can’t run for a 3rd term.
Stop perpetuating this doomer nonsense.
He wouldn’t be desperately trying to gerrymander states to keep Senate seats if he truly thought he was a king.
Authoritarianism only works when you get so emotionally beaten down that you acquiesce in advance.
Trump even recently said it’s “pretty clear” he can’t run for a 3rd term.
We all know that Trump’s words are worth Zero.
He also said he’d never heard of Project 2025 - until he began to implement it. His supporters had been beating the drum for months.
He said he believed in states rights - until some states didn’t tow his line.
He said he can’t run for a third term, but has also said “that’s a shame” and his cronies are beating that drum too “with a plan”
The gerrymandering is to lock in gop supremacy for once he’s gone.
I’m more than happy to be proven wrong - hell, I really hope I am, but fool me once…
It’s not acquiescence, it’s a warning and call to arms. Jan 6 shows us he will go to extreme measures to stay in power. I do not believe he will fail again.
Trump has no taste. If it is the most expensive then it is the most appropriate, but only if it’s gold and white.
This administration does not have their priorities straight. Not paying employees, firing thousands of people, this obsession with gold. The end of USAID, so much more, it’s just so disheartening.
Holy shit is that tacky.
Can you imagine the president having nothing better to do than golf, take pictures of the bathroom, and fuck children?
Ugh. I don’t love the green, but that after picture is hideous.
No imagination needed.
It isn’t your fucking house asshole.
Hey that’s right. It’s our (taxpayer’s) house. We should evict him.
Yes it is. No one is stopping him from anything. He could nuke the entire planet and he’d rule over rubble.
What a disgrace. He’s tearing up history and smearing his gold flake feces all over the place.
Try to tell me this fuck isn’t intending on staying past 2028. :/
He’s been selling Trump 2028 merch for a while now. His new campaign slogan is “Rewrite the rules.”
His old strategist Bannon said to The Economist just last week that Trump will serve a third term, and that their criteria for success is MAGA in control of every American institution, forever
No, not hyperbole, damn near exact quote
It’s his forever home
lets hope so, but not for the reasons he would like to.
…how many bugs -and I don’t mean the crawly critters- do you think are making it into the whitehouse through all these renovations?
In the fantasy world of a functional US government following the Trump regime, how do you even handle this? Everything he touches is a gigantic liability.
I think at this point I’d have the WH converted into a museum highlighting shit like the dangers of misinformation, and just pick up ops from one of the military bases that we’re sure Trump never set foot in.
During Nixon’s renovations he embedded so many bugs and wires in the walls it interfered with the structural integrity of the plaster.
So there’s precedent for counter-surveillance scrubdowns.
But, that only happens if the WH is taken back from the dictator inside it.
Do a sustained emp while powering the place to sterilize the bugs?
The whole thing is coming down. You know it.
I’m sure the only thing they don’t have an issue with is the name “white house”.
Funny that. I bet there’s a press release soon: “we found structural damage in the WH” followed by a complete demolishment.
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Holy shit how fucked are are that this is even news. I hate this so much.
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I hate when a stupid motherfucker is right because, outside the gold, the marble looks way fuckin better than that green.
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To claim that marble and gold is somehow more era appropriate for Lincoln is pretty standard Trump-alternate-reality delusion fueled by narcissism.
I think the marble looks weird as fuck and would make the bathroom uncomfortable to be in, while the green tile is very pleasing and cozy, with nice accents
Gold is tacky as fuck and that dude wouldn’t know good taste even if it was sold at the bottom of a ketchup bottle.
Agreed on all counts aside from 2.
The original had class and functionality, complete with datum lines and concealed lighting. It was aged, for sure, but the design comes together and looks comfortable.
The new one is literally just slabs of maybe real marble but i doubt it. There’s no demarcation between floor and ceiling. It’s as if someone just used the paint bucket tool and clicked fill. The lighting is atrocious; if you’re in the bath you cop an eyeful of a glare bomb.
I’d take the original any day. Would have probably just added sheer curtains to the windows.
That kind of marble is pretty dated in 2025 too, it’s 5-10 years overdone at this point.
I completely agree on 2, I think the green looked like ass and the marble is a significant improvement. I don’t get his obsession with gold though, brushed nickel would’ve gone much better in there.
They both look pretty bad to be honest
Go figure, the fat fuck that wears a girdle and stilts and paints himself orange and has a vagina for a neck doesn’t have good taste…
Maybe it’s not even up to him to decide. Oh well. He did. Now we have more ugly. He makes everything smell like farts.
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and every surprise is guaranteed to be more surprising than the last!
