“I… I can’t remember being murdered by a mob?” Says the orange child rapist.
“It must have happened though because I’ve emptied my bowels in to my pants just like they say happens when someone dies.”

“Mr president, you aren’t dead, but you are taking out loud at a press conference.”

“Oh no. I’ll have to think of a way to blame this on Biden. Yeah, that’ll get me out of thi…”

“You’re still taking out loud, sir”

{The orange buffoon does yet another massive shit then mumbles “Biden shit my pants again”}