D_C

Ha, I’ve had that happen when our kids were little yet didn’t think of that at all. Thanks for making me laugh and bringing back the nightmare of the midnight pooper 🤣

can you explain what you mean?

Yes.

You heard it wrong. You thought they said “here’s responsible spending” however they actually said “irresponsible spending”

Having a shit is a natural process, however doing it privately in toilets is nowadays somewhat of a social construct.
So, should I stop using the toilet and use your bed instead?

(Edit: I didn’t think I needed to add an /s but…)