What a boring future we live in. The working class being distracted by petty disputes like these, mourning fucking podcasters, when the need to organize against the capitalist class is greater than ever.
Hey, how about this: leave service workers alone you sick fucks. The baristas, wait staff, cooks, chefs, bussers, janitors and everyone else at work is just trying to do their jobs. Be polite, don’t pull stupid fucking stunts, buy your stupid coffee and fuck off.
Also, quit gargling fascist balls.
The only people who will interact with them are service employees with no choice.
leave service workers alone you sick fucks
The tale as old as time.
Replace it with Melissa Hortman or John Hoffman.
They can write it, but it will come with a hole in the cup.
My new name is Charlie Kirks Neckhole. I expect the same amount of deference.
CHARLIE KUCKS.
Clearly they should start asking for ID
to protect the children
“Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children!!!”
Prez does, that is his big problem, he cared a little too deeply for the children…
I wouldn’t say he has a “big problem”. From what I hear, it’s pretty tiny.
Clearly, that means I can order my Trump Epstein frappé too, right?
Trump PD File.
Unreal
Aren’t coffee shops already known for screwing up people’s names, especially intentionally? Just say “okay” and put in “Karla Churk” or some shit.
And don’t they usually just use the first name? Like, okay, your name is Charlie. Next?
I have a tall warm milk for uh… Charlie Cuck
I guess they can make my coffee order out to “Epstein Files.” Such a petty bullshit thing to do to cause trouble.
Seems like they’re asking for the Tyler Durden “refinement”.
Who the fuck still goes to Starbucks?
People who want to absolutely fucking destroy a bathroom.
coffee addicts.
Who really enjoy overroasted and boiled coffee.
Starbucks coffee isn’t coffee, it’s sweetened sugar with extra sugar.
Sincerely: a coffee addict.
This is why I get a lollipop in a cup when I go twice a year.
If I’m getting candy in a cup by fuck I’m getting the best candy in a cup I can.
Milk and sugar delivery system.
Which I can do myself for a fraction of the cost, whole milk and brown sugar and coffee. If I want anyway I drink coffee black. And tea, almost always.
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well stop that shit then.
Outside of an airport?
Oh… In that case, never been to one.
They really don’t like it when their religious figures don’t feature prominently on starbucks cups.
That’s bleak, but do they realise the coffee cup already has a hole and a habbit to spill in the least comfortable moment? I already did a crude kirky spray cap meme, and that’s very close to it.
(Image below) Bring-your-red-marker-to-work-day is every day. Printable labels and sharp scissors help to complete the effect.
