Intense.

He’s such a nice guy, he’d never have sinful thoughts about her of his own accord. Lawyer senses kicked in, ipso facto, quod erat demonstrandum, abra cadabra: witchcraft.

Depends on who’s on board and what I’m flying into.

Putting the “green” in evergreen headline.

No.

9.

Soon: Trump signs executive order demanding locations of television remote, father’s love.

I agree that the person responsible for his poor ratings should be investigated for many crimes. He and I would probably disagree over who that is though.

I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.

We’d be a little late to the party, think she’s been dead for a while.

“Bangers in the Vault”, another British classic about Margaret Thatcher.

Meanwhile, United States Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth sends mixed Signals.

Getting flashbanged (minus the bang, usually but not always) by my electronics is helping me build up an immunity to riot control devices. Combine it with my cooking and it’s good training for pepper spray, tear gas and vomiting agents as well.

It’s a knitten!

Classic fibula or, as we call it, the liar’s bone. Can’t trust it to be there when you need it.

Do you still want this posted over there? Still working on it, figured I’d check back in before submitting though. Let me know when you’re ready.

Nowhere accessible, unfortunately. Gave up access to my shared drive at the end of the contract, decided to smoke weed and get fat instead.

It was the right choice.

A topic was mentioned, the prophecy must be fulfilled. Relevant XKCD:

Sure thing, will get right on that. You just wait here.

Oh hi, you’re back to post this question and then remove your post and all comments in a few hours / days / whatever like you have the past (at least two) times. Why?