Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours agoFetterman Complains He’s Missing Beach Vacation Over Vote for Bill Projected to Kill Thousandstruthout.orgexternal-linkmessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1553arrow-down15
arrow-up1548arrow-down1external-linkFetterman Complains He’s Missing Beach Vacation Over Vote for Bill Projected to Kill Thousandstruthout.orgAgrajag@scribe.disroot.org to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours agomessage-square59fedilink
minus-squareFerretyFever0@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up17·16 hours agoI’m not allowed in libraries, look at this asshole bitching while he can jack off indoors. Try jacking off in the woods, get back to me.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·16 hours agoI call that a posh wank, Rockefeller.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·15 hours agoYou have woods? Every inch of my state is private property. I have to sneak into a cornfield to rub one out.
minus-squaremic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 hours agoYou have corn fields to sneak off to? Every inch of my state is solid concrete. I have to find an available dumpster.
minus-squareNoSpotOfGround@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 hours agoYou guys get to wank off at all? You’re wank billionaires, you ingrates! I never get any time for it with my girlfriend always demanding sex.
minus-squareporous_grey_matter@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 hours agoyou try and tell the young people of today that, and they won’t believe you
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agoPull yourselves up by your wank straps
I’m not allowed in libraries, look at this asshole bitching while he can jack off indoors. Try jacking off in the woods, get back to me.
I call that a posh wank, Rockefeller.
You have woods? Every inch of my state is private property. I have to sneak into a cornfield to rub one out.
You have corn fields to sneak off to? Every inch of my state is solid concrete. I have to find an available dumpster.
You guys get to wank off at all? You’re wank billionaires, you ingrates! I never get any time for it with my girlfriend always demanding sex.
you try and tell the young people of today that, and they won’t believe you
Pull yourselves up by your wank straps