Sure, but she always says it’s just us but when we get there, it’s always a double date with her best friend, Authoritariana.

My local gas station has better food for less. Their pork rib sandwich is $3.29 and is worlds better than the sugary slop that is the mcrib.

Funny, that’s when I started growing hair where I don’t want it to be.

How dare you say such things about my beautiful gf, miss information!

Lesser of two evils, lesser of two intellects, lesser of two personalities, lesser of two qualifications, lesser of two accomplishments, we did all of that and then some. I’m happy for you all. I just wish we could have also rejected fascism.

Disagree. I want to see the shocked Pikachu face as his supporters reality comes crumbling down and pam bondi gets buried under the rubble that used to be America. Even if there was an upheaval right now, so much damage has already been done there is no coming back to the “luster” we had. We “peaked” from the 40s to the late 60s and have been coasting on that reputation ever since. We cant coast anymore now that were trending down. Fuck me, none of this needed to happen.

Edit: I also do acknowledge that there’s more than 0 Republicans who actually hold their values with importance

If I’m in a hospital for 4 hrs, there’s a better than 0 chance I get priapism. (Have a thing for nurses)

Uh oh! Here come the pee pee videos!

There is no kicking this can. The time is now. This is where kicking the can gets us.

And incredibly dangerous.

True, but inflation means that it’s easier to pay back loans, inflation always benefits those who are most in debt.

Not the flying kind!

Can I borrow $10 for 3 years and 9 months?

Michigan. Missouri is MO. If you listen to tech n9ne, remember the anthem KCMO.

Edit: whoosh. Didn’t get the joke. You want Mississippi if you want it to spell R (MS-13).

Get Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.

Check out teen titans go. They actually teach about things like equity, credit score, mortgage rates, “clean coal”, pyramid schemes, civil rights, capitalism among many other topics that adults wouldn’t even bother with explaining. Which I think is doing your child a disservice, as well as being insulting.

Archer is my hands down favorite. Even the 3 shit seasons are still better than most shows. I just love the clever (and not-so clever) wordplay and insults in that show, many of which you can’t say on the internet anymore. Which if you’re of a certain age, is baffling.

I don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!

Exactly, that’s the fun part. Would it get worse, or swing the other way, having kids talk like uppity old money aristocrats?