• JohnnyFlapHoleSeed@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    I bet he’ll be very willing to pay Americans a lot of money for the privilege of staying alive. In fact, I bet he’d give it all away to avoid being at the business end of an American guillotine. (It’s a regular guillotine, but the blade is replaced with a 60lb rock, and the person on the business end has their head placed in a stockade, resting on an anvil)