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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

Guess why I'm smiling

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Guess why I'm smiling

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Bruja [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    Finally got that mullet haircut and it looks even more amazing than anticipated.

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      2 months ago

  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.netM
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    2 months ago

    You farded

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      2 months ago

      Why does everyone keep saying that?

      • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Because you smell like it! tromp

        • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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          He who smelt it dealt it

      • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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        2 months ago

        That’s not a denial

      • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.netM
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        Cuz yer a stinky owl

  • john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    waiting for the photographer to smell the big fart you just did

  • LocalOaf [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    thin;ken bout thos beans bean-think

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Bidet.

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      deleted by creator

  • Red_Eclipse [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    cuz you farted

  • Moss [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Dirt_Owl just got back from a cute date?

  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Because you know how cute you are?

  • Meh [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Just ate a bug

  • mendiCAN [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    You got the new haircut you’ve been thinking bout?

  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Because the magic beanis stalk finally paid off?

  • MiraculousMM [he/him, any]@hexbear.netM
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    Because you’re not dirty anymore!

  • damnatum_seditiosus [any]@hexbear.net
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    Because you weren’t on that compilation, meaning that you’re not pointless ?

    https://youtu.be/ujQiKhazqLQ

    Yes, WoW is my sin.

    mccrucified

    • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netM
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      Secret Nakoichi lore: This is the name of my Orc warrior I put in nearly 700 days playtime on and became a minor internet celebrity about 15 years ago.

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
  • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    you got ahold of some whipits

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    Looks to me like you had a good piss

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